Okay first of all nobody has money (or time) for kids and a PS5 so this is clearly bunk.

You made my day! Thank you. I love it! Overdue modernization.
The phone makes me think of a much needed update of "Die Geschichte von Hans Guck-in-die-Luft" → [Struwwelpeter]
Instead of a guy just looking into the air, we need somebody looking on his phone while walking around.
*Fireworks Simulator*