Do you have a sword in your room?

[FAST6191]

So the other day I was watching a review. To decide if someone was to watch the film the question was asked "do you have a sword in your room?". Seemed like a good question in general and as I am not going to be able to ask it at parties or pubs for a while to strike up conversation (it might be my new pickup line though).
Wooden practice swords is within the scope, wall art that would snap if you hit someone with it is fine, and I will also accept decently sized knives if they are reasonably considered or used as offensive weapons (think machete, kukri and so forth, as cool as karambit are they don't count here). Has to be a stabby or slicey long bladed thing -- no spears, staves, nunchucks, canes (unless sword cane of course), sai or the like count. "I would like to have a sword but don't" can still join in, but might want to think about sorting that out.

Don't need pictures but if you want then by all means share.


Sadly my metal swords got lost in a house move (only thing that was as well). There is one without a blade in the fireplace, and I have a wooden sword. Do also have a kukri.

 

[x65943]

I used to have a cheapo katana, but that was years ago

I have a 5" pocket knife and a decently sized box cutter, but alas no true sword

Open for donations, you can consider this e-begging (plz no delet ping)

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

yes, I happen to be the owner of a knife.

 

[slaphappygamer]

One is in my garage with my ninja suit.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

does my scout's knife count?

 

[Chary]

Every time I went to an anime con, I used to stare at the walls of replica swords. They weren't plastic toys, either--they were full-on actual swords, stylized off game and anime appearances. (And in Texas, open-carry of swords is legal...so people would wear them around)

I've always wanted to get one. I don't quite know what I'd do with one; I'd put it on the wall, maybe, but then I'd rather just hang a poster, probably. There's just such a cool factor, though, I dunno.

I've seen pocket knives styled after Cloud's Buster Sword, though, and I'd love to buy one...if I could find a listing for a reasonable price.

 

[Skelletonike]

I have a few replicas, one has actual blade and one Belegarth "katana" that I made for Belegarth, obviously.

 

[Veho]

Wooden practice swords is within the scope,

I've had to hide my training stuff from my kids, lest they destroy the entire apartment. They're destructive enough with a pool noodle, I'm not giving them access to anything with heft.

 

[AncientBoi]

Best I can do is my human sword . I remember playing sword fights with friends on sleepovers when I was young.

 

[1B51004]

my sister has this plastic sword she used for karate practice i think. i dunno if she still has it

why do you ask?

 

[SG854]

Getting a Sword in 2021 is the goofiest thing

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

i have two lightsabers if that means anything

 

[slaphappygamer]

If I had another real sword, it’s be Cloud’s bigassfucking one. That thing is part cleaver.

 

[Alexander1970]

iSesamo .....
I think that not really counts as Sword.....

 

[Mama Looigi]

Hmm... is there any point in learning sword fighting anymore, considering it’s mostly illegal now?
Because as far as I’m concerned, some places commonly offer sword fighting lessons. Wouldn’t those be kind of useless today?

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

i have two lightsabers if that means anything

pic if anyone cares

 

[GentlemanPotato]

I have Cloud's Fusion Blade on my wall and a bunch of other swords in storage

 

[slaphappygamer]

Now the we have identified the ninja warriors, we need to watch what we say.

 

[hippy dave]

Surely any swords should be in the armoury, not the bedroom?

 

[slaphappygamer]

Surely any swords should be in the armoury, not the bedroom?

Plot twist!!

The armory is where ninja warriors sleep.