All y'all hoes stop simping for AlanJohn.

[Deleted member 506316]

Really. Please.
It's getting on my fuckin' nerves.
Ever since the EoFCast started, all threads have devolved to absolute stupidity and all the quality posts from quality members have disappeared. Everyone is craving AlanJohn's cock.

I haven't seen a good post since the reign of Noctosphere. I've noticed that the cultured EoF shutters have left? Why? Because this hellhole is worse than 4chan. Why try so hard to grab the attention of some Ukrainian individual who has a oddly-soothing voice that sounds exactly like mine? I doubt that you truly have no one else to focused your attention on.
This is not a joke, this is a PSA.
Please stop ruining the EoF.

Restore the EoF to it's former glory.
We need longer, bigger, quality posts, not spammed shit.
Quality over quantity.
We have to make the EoF GREAT AGAIN!

 

[The Catboy]

But I just want him to notice me!

 

[Deleted member 506316]

But I just want him to notice me!

HE NOTICES YOU ENOUGH YOU SEX-DEPRAVED SUBUCCI SLUT.

 

[The Catboy]

HE NOTICES YOU ENOUGH YOU SEX-DEPRAVED SUBUCCI SLUT.

 

[IC]

Because this hellhole is worse than 4chan.

Have you ever actually been on 4chan? I visited it when I was uh.. looking for information about broken water pipes and it is much much worse than the eof and politics section here combined together, and also like 10 times worse than twitter or reddit...

 

[Alexander1970]

Really. Please.
It's getting on my fuckin' nerves.
Ever since the EoFCast started, all threads have devolved to absolute stupidity and all the quality posts from quality members have disappeared. Everyone is craving AlanJohn's cock.

I haven't seen a good post since the reign of Noctosphere. I've noticed that the cultured EoF shutters have left? Why? Because this hellhole is worse than 4chan. Why try so hard to grab the attention of some Ukrainian individual who has a oddly-soothing voice that sounds exactly like mine? I doubt that you truly have no one else to focused your attention on.
This is not a joke, this is a PSA.
Please stop ruining the EoF.

Restore the EoF to it's former glory.
We need longer, bigger, quality posts, not spammed shit.
Quality over quantity.
We have to make the EoF GREAT AGAIN!

Very first Step:

Make @xX_darknesss_Xx to an "quality" EoF Poster...

 

[Deleted member 506316]

Have you ever actually been on 4chan? I visited it when I was uh.. looking for information about broken water pipes and it is much much worse than the eof and politics section here combined together, and also like 10 times worse than twitter or reddit...

ರ_ರ

Very first Step:

Make @xX_darknesss_Xx to an "quality" EoF Poster...

ರ_ರ

 

[The Catboy]

I just enjoy hearing @AlanJohn saying my name!

 

[Deleted member 506316]

I just enjoy hearing @AlanJohn saying my name!
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He already has a lover, dipshit. Polygamy ain't a thing where we live.

 

[DailyWeather]

notice me AlanJohn

 

[Deleted member 397813]

everyone just want their name said by him...





hehe

 

[The Catboy]

He already has a lover, dipshit. Polygamy ain't a thing where we live.

I am married, but a cubi lives for attention!

 

[The Catboy]

He already has a lover, dipshit. Polygamy ain't a thing where we live.

I am married but that doesn’t stop me from being an attention whore

 

[Deleted member 506316]

I am married, but a cubi lives for attention!

I am married but that doesn’t stop me from being an attention whore

Merge your posts, dipshit.

 

[AmandaRose]

Merge your posts, dipshit.

The posts only merge if you post again within half an hour or there abouts and nobody else has posted you dumb mother fucker

 

[The Catboy]

Merge your posts, dipshit.

I don’t recall posting twice ._.

 

[AmandaRose]

I don’t recall posting twice ._.

The stupid pineapple means this.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I don’t think I’ve ever simped before.

 

[The Catboy]

The stupid pineapple means this.

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[Deleted member 506316]

I don’t think I’ve ever simped before.

Yeah, cause you're always simping.