Milk is bad for you

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Guys, it's time I came clean. I'm a milk addict. I spend my days in dark, dirty alleys heating up whole-milk in a spoon and injecting it into my body. I spend my nights in tubs of 2%, soaking up every liquid-ounce of creamy shame. I don't know where it all went wrong. I need help. Please somebody help me.
 
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The only reason why you wouldn't want to drink milk or eat dairy products is if you were lactose intolerant, and even then you can still consume some dairy products that are lactose-free, for instance cream.


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Or if you have an allergy to casein. If I consume a moderate amount of dairy, my throat will swell up and I’ll slowly die whilst dancing about the place pointing frantically to my neck, gradually turning a shade of blue that only sonic the hedgehog would think is healthy. Other than that my opinion is, milk is good for you, but dairy farmers suck.
 
Or if you have an allergy to casein. If I consume a moderate amount of dairy, my throat will swell up and I’ll slowly die whilst dancing about the place pointing frantically to my neck, gradually turning a shade of blue that only sonic the hedgehog would think is healthy. Other than that my opinion is, milk is good for you, but dairy farmers suck.
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