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if a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Trick question; you can't tie buttered bread to the top of a cat. They are like opposite sides of a magnet - no matter how hard you try to press them together, they will repel each other.

How come no one has tried using a flash light and a solar panel to create unlimited power?
 

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Trick question; you can't tie buttered bread to the top of a cat. They are like opposite sides of a magnet - no matter how hard you try to press them together, they will repel each other.

How come no one has tried using a flash light and a solar panel to create unlimited power?
Because Donald Trump said no
 

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