Ask the Master

[Master Dimentio]

So I'm not sure how this going to work out but I'm going to test some grounds to try something new here.

In need of some advice? Is life getting you down and you just don't know what to do? Well I'm here for you. I'm opening up this here Ask The Master thread where you ask me a question and I'll answer it to the best of my ability.

And it can be anything, love advice, don't know what to do in this situation. I'm here for YOU. I'm ready to give share my wisdom with those in need of answers.

TL: DR It's an advice thread for those in need of it.

 

[MadMageKefka]

Dear Dr. Dimentio,

All the other kids pick on me. They call me names and take my mother out to fancy dinners. Please, how can I be more fat and sassy so the other kids will want to take ME to prom? I do not wish to die a widowed mollusk.

Regards,
Kefka

 

[Master Dimentio]

Love who you are and never be ashamed of who you are. Just be true to yourself. Don't let the harsh words of others get you down. What I try to make a habit of doing it kill them with kindness. Just remember karma is real... And in the long run it eventually pays to be kind to others even if they are not so nice to you. Just dont give up. Get out there and socialize. Find some people with similar interest as you. In due time it will all work out for you in the end. Just keep giving it your all.

 

[Trinigabe64]

Master D!

I want to kidnap the princess again but that pesky plumber Mario and his green brother are always in my way. I need a new plan to kidnap the princess ASAP! How do I get rid of that red and blue menace for good?

Best regards,
Paper Bowser.

 

[Master Dimentio]

Master D!

I want to kidnap the princess again but that pesky plumber Mario and his green brother are always in my way. I need a new plan to kidnap the princess ASAP! How do I get rid of that red and blue menace for good?

Best regards,
Paper Bowser.

For this answer I have two ways you can approach this. You can take the high or low road on this.

The high road? Violence doesn't really tend to solve anything in the long run. Have you ever tried sitting down and talking out your problems with the Princess as well as the Mario Bros? If it's friendship you're looking for then just be open with your feelings and I'm sure can all work something out.

The low road? Use some sort of Magic spell to turn yourself a Toad that loyally serves the Princess. Brew up some sort of love potion and slip it into her drink. Now she'll want you and only you now. She's your's for the taking.

 

[x65943]

I think that I'm a video game character, but people are mean to me when I dress up as said character and quote him.

How do I make people accept this perfectly valid pastime?

 

[iAqua]

I'm the reincarnation of satan, help me.

 

[AxlSt00pid]

(Looks like I'll be the only one who posts a real question here)
Dear Dimentio, it's been a full year since me and my ex broke up, but she keeps messaging me saying things like "I miss you so much" (and that's not true) what can I do to make her stop? (I already told her to stop and she doesn't stop, and for some reason whatsapp doesn't block me any contact I want to block)

 

[Master Dimentio]

I think that I'm a video game character, but people are mean to me when I dress up as said character and quote him.

How do I make people accept this perfectly valid pastime?

You know I myself have been in the role you are in so I understand your concerns. You sound like you would take a great interest in cosplay where you dress up as your favorite character, act like them at conventions. Dressing up in an awesome costume and generally being awesome when in character is an amazing way to get noticed at conventions. Who know you might even make some new friends and make a name for yourself. Take it from me. I used to go to conventions cosplaying as Dimentio on a yearly basis, and those were some of the best times I've ever experienced.

Another suggestion if you wish to be in tune with this character of yours Roleplaying with friends online can also be a lot of fun.... or even LARP which stands for Live action role play. Cosplaying is becoming more of a well known past time these days.

I'm the reincarnation of satan, help me.

You know I believe in my heart deep down that even the most terrible person in existence, even the most cold hearted psychotic individual can become a better person if they just try hard enough. Anyone can change. I used to be hated by all for how much of an annoyance I was, but many years later here I am as the individual you see before you. While you may be the incarnation of Satan, that doesn't necessarily you have to be evil like Satan. You are your own person. You are not seen as incarnation of Satan but more so you as seen as who you are as a person. Just be true to yourself, and in the ends this will work out. I believe in you.

(Looks like I'll be the only one who posts a real question here)
Dear Dimentio, it's been a full year since me and my ex broke up, but she keeps messaging me saying things like "I miss you so much" (and that's not true) what can I do to make her stop? (I already told her to stop and she doesn't stop, and for some reason whatsapp doesn't block me any contact I want to block)

Now this is a tough one. It would appear you're stuck in a toxic situation with a girl you no longer have interest in. You've show you don't want to be with her anymore but yet she's insistent on being with you. Hmmm... Telling her straight up how you feel isn't going to pull you through this one, in fact it's almost like a stalker situation. Well first I would start by reporting her to whatsapp if that's within the cards... maybe they might do something, but I am unsure.

About the only thing I could suggest is get a possible restraining order or turn this stalker situation over to your local authorities. It's a bit extreme but it's about all I can suggest in this situation. Hopefully this is of some help to you but I apologize if I can't do more to help you.

 

[LittleFlame]

why do you think you can give advice on ANY of these topics

 

[Master Dimentio]

It's not against the rules. And I enjoy helping others. Hence why we have this thread.