[GAME] Cards against Humanity type game

[Deleted member 381889]

This is essentially cards against humanities but adapted slightly to fit in a forum.

Spoiler: How to play

The person above you will have created a sentence starter with a blank(s) in it. For example, "John walked into the room and saw _____", or, "He looked at the ____ and saw that ____".

Then, you come in.

You will fill in those blanks with the first sentence included. For example, "John walked into the room and saw marmite sleeping in his bed" etc. Make sure to bold the stuff you put in.

After that, you will then create a sentence starter with blank(s) in it, just like the person before you.

Spoiler: Example Thread

User 1: John walked into the room and saw marmite sleeping in his bed.
The woman looked like _____
User 2: The woman looked like she had just been covered in her cats sick, tumble dried for 3 hours straight and didn't know how to install a9lh.
Little did he know, _____.

And then repeat

This thread is probably going to die in aproximately 3 hours, but its worth a shot.
40 minutes left.

I'll start.

He didn't know how to explain ____ to his ____.

 

[smileyhead]

He didn't know how to explain getting caught fapping to his mother.

Alex really wanted to _____, but _____ made her impossible to do so.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

Alex really wanted to _____, but _____ made her impossible to do so.

Alex really wanted to eat her own intestines, but Donald Trump made her impossible to do so.

She did a front flip and dived straight into the ____

 

[smileyhead]

She did a front flip and dived straight into the ____

She did a front flip and dived straight into the bath of cum Donald left for her.

Donald Trump _____ while Alex was using the cum bath.

 

[Seriel]

She did a front flip and dived straight into the bath of cum Donald left for her.

Donald Trump _____ while Alex was using the cum bath.

Donald Trump was fapping while Alex was using the cum bath.

He really didn't want to ___. But ___ said he had to.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

Donald Trump _____ while Alex was using the cum bath.

Donald Trump fucking left, you perv while Alex was using the cum bath.
He said ____ but there was nothing he could ___

 

[smileyhead]

He really didn't want to ___. But ___ said he had to

He really didn't want to cum, but Alex said he had to.

Donald then proceeded to cum, and Alex was _____.

 

[Seriel]

He really didn't want to cum, but Alex said he had to.

Donald then proceeded to cum, and Alex was _____.

Donald then proceeded to cum, and Alex was happy that he could refill his cum bath.

Alex was busy ____ while Donald _____.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

stawp with the cum plz
its making me uncomfortable

 

[smileyhead]

Alex was busy ____ while Donald _____.

Alex was busy cumming and moaning while Donald was refilling the cum bath with his own cum.

 

[Seriel]

stawp with the cum plz
its making me uncomfortable

ok sry

Alex was busy cumming and moaning while Donald was refilling the cum bath with his own cum.

what do i fill in

 

[smileyhead]

ok sry


what do i fill in

Cum cum cum cum _____ cum cum _____.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

also who the fuck is alex.

everyone type in the chat alex is a ____

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Cum cum cum cum _____ cum cum _____.

please just stop

 

[Seriel]

everyone type in the chat alex is a ____

everyone type in the chat alex is a whore

 

[Deleted member 381889]

everyone type in the chat alex is a whore

1) You didn't bold it =/
2) What do I fill in?
3) Did you get my reference?

 

[Seriel]

1) You didn't bold it =/

sry

2) What do I fill in?

everybody type in the chat Zelock is a ____

3) Did you get my reference?

No but i've seen it said before and wondered where it came from.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

2)everybody type in the chat Zelock is a ____
3)No but i've seen it said before and wondered where it came from.

Everybody type in the chat Zelock is a fucking normie

It's from Keemstar. He owns a show called ____ where he ____.

Spoiler

He owns a show called PedoAlert where he fucks children.

 

[Seriel]

Everybody type in the chat Zelock is a fucking normie

It's from Keemstar. He owns a show called ____ where he ____.

Spoiler

He owns a show called PedoAlert where he fucks children

It's from Keemstar. He owns a show called "I hate myself" where he moans about shit.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

It's from Keemstar. He owns a show called "I hate myself" where he moans about shit.

lmfaoooo
also dafuq do i fill in this is the second time dammit

 

[Seriel]

lmfaoooo
also dafuq do i fill in this is the second time dammit

brb killing self

Jackus hates himself because he ___ when he really wanted to ____.