Nobody loves me

[2Hack]

His cuddles are extra awesome and make you feel all warm inside

 

[VinsCool]

His cuddles are extra awesome and make you feel all warm inside

You feel SOMETHING warm going inside of you

 

[2Hack]

You feel SOMETHING warm going inside of you

Like a tapeworm in your hole, he let's his snake squirm in your hole

 

[Retr0Capez]

VINSCOOL YOU GET BACK TO BED THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN OR YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR AVATAR BACK TO YOU'RE GOOD FRIEND RETR0 OKAY? DON'T BE A FAGGOT SWEETY

 

[VinsCool]

VINSCOOL YOU GET BACK TO BED THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN OR YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR AVATAR BACK TO YOU'RE GOOD FRIEND RETR0 OKAY? DON'T BE A FAGGOT SWEETY

2Hack, it seems my friend Retr0 met Weegee

 

[Retr0Capez]

2Hack, it seems my friend Retr0 met Weegee

I SAID GET TO BED YOUNG MAN! WANT TO GET A ASS WHOPPIN BOY?

 

[2Hack]

VINSCOOL YOU GET BACK TO BED THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN OR YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR AVATAR BACK TO YOU'RE GOOD FRIEND RETR0 OKAY? DON'T BE A FAGGOT SWEETY

But moooooooooooOOOOM

Weegee is nice, you just got to get to know him. He's just misunderstood is all.

 

[Retr0Capez]

But moooooooooooOOOOM

Weegee is nice, you just got to get to know him. He's just misunderstood is all.

YOU TOO YOUNG MAN! ITS VERY LATE!

*Little Retr0 walks up to mom*
Mommy I lost a tooth! Iths bleething!
*Mom picks Retr0 off the ground and slams him into the floor, laughing*
YOU TWO YOUNG MEN BETTER GIVE ME THE BEST PEDICURE EVER TOMORROW!, WHILE RETR0 IS TO THE "ROOM!" MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I love having my sons as slaves.

 

[VinsCool]

YOU TOO YOUNG MAN! ITS VERY LATE!

*Little Retr0 walks up to mom*
Mommy I lost a tooth! Iths bleething!
*Mom picks Retr0 off the ground and slams him into the floor, laughing*
YOU TWO YOUNG MEN BETTER GIVE ME THE BEST PEDICURE EVER, WHILE RETR0 IS TO THE "ROOM!" MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Here, have a snicker, mom.

 

[2Hack]

YOU TOO YOUNG MAN! ITS VERY LATE!

*Little Retr0 walks up to mom*
Mommy I lost a tooth! Iths bleething!
*Mom picks Retr0 off the ground and slams him into the floor, laughing*
YOU TWO YOUNG MEN BETTER GIVE ME THE BEST PEDICURE EVER TOMORROW!, WHILE RETR0 IS TO THE "ROOM!" MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I love having my sons as slaves.

You forgot the part where weegee soothes you while you two are alone in the room. His magic syrup helps cleanse the wound and make you feel better

 

[Retr0Capez]

Here, have a snicker, mom.

*Slams Vinscool into 2Hack*
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH SLAVE! I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING CANDY! I HAVE SOME FRIENDS COMING OVER TOMORROW AND I WANT YOU TWO TO DO WHATEVER THEY TELL YOU TOO! OKAY?
*Retr0 is then thrown into "The Room", a white empty room, with feces and blood on the floor. (it seems this foster mom treated all her sons as slaves) The mom locks the door and Retr0 is heard screaming, and pounding at the door. The mom pulls a leaver and a ZAP! is heard and more screaming*

 

[VinsCool]

*Slams Vinscool into 2Hack*
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH SLAVE! I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING CANDY! I HAVE SOME FRIENDS COMING OVER TOMORROW AND I WANT YOU TWO TO DO WHATEVER THEY TELL YOU TOO! OKAY?
*Retr0 is then thrown into "The Room", a white empty room, with feces and blood on the floor. (it seems this foster mom treated all her sons as slaves) The mom locks the door and Retr0 is heard screaming, and pounding at the door. The mom pulls a leaver and a ZAP! is heard and more screaming*

That ZAP is Weegee going into business

 

[Subtle Demise]

wat

 

[2Hack]

wat

I see you haven't had a taste of what weegee has to offer.

You need to up your faith in fairies mate

 

[Retr0Capez]

That ZAP is Weegee going into business

(I meant it to be a electric shock, but thats fine too.)
Weegee suddenly dies when Retr0 is thrown into the room. He died while in the postion of masturbation.

 

[2Hack]

(I meant it to be a electric shock, but thats fine too.)
Weegee suddenly dies when Retr0 is thrown into the room. He died while in the postion of masturbation.

But his seeds live on

 

[2Hack]

And multiply

 

[Retr0Capez]

50000000 years later, 1 Weegees have evolved and have become fully grown Weegees, and are the holy priests of the Church of Meatballs, where they happily worship the human form of the spaghetti goddess. The end.

 

[VinsCool]

Now hug 2Hack!

 

[Retr0Capez]

*Retr0 hugs the door of the room, as he tries to hug 2hack*