GBAtemp's Golden Threads Thread

[Guild McCommunist]

The poor dear doesn't even get I'm being completely honest when I say I envy him for not getting the joke.

In his defense I truly believe he is like 12. 15 if I'm generous.

 

[Foxi4]

Is the EA thread golden yet? I really, really don't want to read through it...

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Is the EA thread golden yet? I really, really don't want to read through it...

It'll probably get there in a couple pages although the typical jalaneme post is already great.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Okay, now it's golden.

http://gbatemp.net/threads/ea-ceo-resigns.344786/

jalaneme's tear-filled breakdown was a solid read. Her comment was removed but ShadowSoldier quoted it so you can still read it. Or you can be me and read it regardless.

 

[Veho]

Today I learned EA Games employs one CEO, several managers, and a small marketing department, and nobody else (they also finance a Masonic lodge consisting of lizardmen but then again who doesn't, these days). EA Games employs no developers, no designers, no artists, no sounds technicians, no support staff, and no beta testers, and nobody would suffer if the company went under. Good to know. Now I feel fully justified in saying, ZOMFG HOW DARE THEY CHARGE MONEY FOR THEIR PRODUCT GREEDY CORPORATE PIGS WAKE UP SHEEPLE YOU'RE BEING EXPLOITED, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW RETARDED AND MANIPULATED YOU ALL ARE, WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M OBVIOUSLY SO MUCH SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Today I learned EA Games employs one CEO, several managers, and a small marketing department, and nobody else (they also finance a Masonic lodge consisting of lizardmen but then again who doesn't, these days). EA Games employs no developers, no designers, no artists, no sounds technicians, no support staff, and no beta testers, and nobody would suffer if the company went under. Good to know. Now I feel fully justified in saying, ZOMFG HOW DARE THEY CHARGE MONEY FOR THEIR PRODUCT GREEDY CORPORATE PIGS WAKE UP SHEEPLE YOU'RE BEING EXPLOITED, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW RETARDED AND MANIPULATED YOU ALL ARE, WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M OBVIOUSLY SO MUCH SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE

Only ignorant sheep such as yourself wouldn't know EA's true corporate structure.

 

[Veho]

Only ignorant sheep such as yourself wouldn't know EA's true corporate structure.

GET A LIFE

 

[Gahars]

MRW "EA is worse than Hitler!"

 

[Guild McCommunist]

GET A LIFE

I HAVE A LIFE. I COMPLAIN ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON THE INTERNET.

FUCK OFF YOU SPASTIC TWISTED DICKHEAD.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Just adding a pic to the "dis gon be gud" cache.

I hereby name this:

dixonhill.gif

 

[Veho]

I HAVE A LIFE. I COMPLAIN ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON THE INTERNET.

FUCK OFF YOU SPASTIC TWISTED DICKHEAD.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

YOU DON'T WANT TO START THIS BECAUSE YOU WILL LOSE MARK MY WORDS

 

[Foxi4]

...depressing.

 

[Foxi4]

Sony blocks online play yet again... [Sony is worse than the mafia][How dare they limit my pirating habbits?][OUTRAGEOUS!][Why can't I log on PSN with my modified PS3?][That's so unfair!][;O;]

THAT'S SO UNFAIR! ;O;​

Not "Golden" yet but Dis Gon B Gud. We should have a separate section for "Sony is worse than the mafia" threads, by the way.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Sony blocks online play yet again... [Sony is worse than the mafia][How dare they limit my pirating habbits?][OUTRAGEOUS!][Why can't I log on PSN with my modified PS3?][That's so unfair!][;O;]

So, if I'm reading this thread right, the OP is outraged that because he's pirating games and that Sony has firmware updates that he can't use online? Doesn't like... every service use this? Xbox Live, Nintendo Network, Steam I'm pretty sure, hell even on the Wii you couldn't use the Wii Shop unless you were on the latest firmware.

 

[Foxi4]

So, if I'm reading this thread right, the OP is outraged that because he's pirating games and that Sony has firmware updates that he can't use online? Doesn't like... every service use this? Xbox Live, Nintendo Network, Steam I'm pretty sure, hell even on the Wii you couldn't use the Wii Shop unless you were on the latest firmware.

Pretty much. But when Sony does it, it's motivated by greed. Because they're worse than the mafia.

 

[Gahars]

Pretty much. But when Sony does it, it's motivated by greed. Because they're worse than the mafia.

Ey, buddy, that's a bea-utiful online connection ya got there. It'd be such a shame if something were to... happen to it. Capiche?

 

[Foxi4]

Ey, buddy, that's a bea-utiful online connection ya got there. It'd be such a shame if something were to... happen to it. Capiche?

Are "they" going to sent me a dead fish first or will they go straight to a dead horse's head?

 

[Gahars]

Are "they" going to sent me a dead fish first or will they go straight to a dead horse's head?

You come here, on the day of my daughter's wedding, to ask me such things?

 

[Foxi4]

You come here, on the day of my daughter's wedding, to ask me such things?

 

[ComeTurismO]

I just remembered this thread -

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