Your favorite game quotes

[TheJeweler]

Red Harlow: Hate to kill a Lady
The Names Red and all I see here is yellow
It was never about the money
Also various one liners belonging to Jack swift of the same game (Red Dead Revolver)
Speaking of one liners I miss all of the one liners from the 80's, king of one liners being Duke Nukem

 

[TheCasketMan]

Welcome to Die
Got it Memorized
what is a man but a miserable pile of secret but enough talk have at you!!!
Snake? snake? snaaaakkeeeeeeeee!!!
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!
a man chooses, a slave obeys
So Zetta Slow
OBJECTION! HOLD IT! TAKE THAT!

 

[Chary]

Mia: There is something seriously out of place with the witness' testimony!
Judge: The only thing out of place is that pointer finger of yours!
Mia: (What's the matter? Pointer fingers are meant for pointing!)


Detective: "The name's Police Department Detective. Occupation, Dick Gumshoe."


Phoenix: So the particular feature you recognize about the waitress is... her outfit!? But anyone could wear just such a uniform! Even me!
Judge: Mr. Wright! Please spare the court of any further mental anguish from that image.

Lisa Basil: I'm sorry. That data is SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.
Maya: SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What!? This is madness!
Phoenix: No, Maya, that is SPARDA.

Trucy: "I can still remember that moment...You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted...'Objection!'"
Apollo: "...Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it."

Phoenix Wright series has so many good lines.

 

[mr allen]

"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato." -GLaDOS

damn it i was going to say that. oh well

"Curly! It's me, Quote" -Cave Story

 

[Yumi]

"..." - Link

 

[Coltonamore]

Cave Story, Welcome to hell!

 

[Flame]

"........"


-Red (Pokémon Trainer)

 

[Taleweaver]

Junpei: I'm not Junpei. I'm Santa. We just switched clothes.



note: this is probably not phrased exactly as it went. But still...out of all the plot twists, this scene - those who know the game know what I'm talking about - tops the others (and there are more than a few very interesting scenes in that game).

 

[broitsak]

"Whatevah"
-Gary Oak
-Black-Ice

 

[Apathetic_Discord]

“You understand so little. A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing.”

"So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart must return to darkness!”

Kudos if you get it right.

 

[PolloDiablo]

"Clearly, this forum is in complete disorder"

 

[4-leaf-clover]

War... War never changes - Fallout

Well off to visit your mother -TF2 (Spy)
Wanna get paid move it -Black ops 2 (Mercs)
Get Bent - Persona 4 (Kanji)
You and your friends are dead (Friday the 13th game)
The right man in the wrong place can make all the diffrence in the world - HL2 (Gman)

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Every announcer line in MadWorld.

"You know those happy pills work great if you grind them up and inject them into the folds of your scrotum."

 

[tbgtbg]

A winner is you! - Pro Wrestling (NES)

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

It was when Dante said "Fuck you!". I don't think there was a video game character that ever said that in any video game. At least not to my knowledge. It was funny when I first saw it on YouTube somewhere.

 

[SuzieJoeBob]

"Noooo! I can't get this Katy Perry song out of my head...what a way to die..."
- Lollipop Chainsaw

This entire scene was hilarious:

 

[Blaze163]

“You understand so little. A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing.”

"So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart must return to darkness!”

Kudos if you get it right.

I may be wrong with the exact details but that's from the original Kingdom Hearts. Right at the start when you first see the cloaked man by the door on the Destiny Islands, as I recall.

 

[Arras]

"........"


-Red (Pokémon Trainer)

The best thing is, he actually says that.

Not sure if Link ever did the same thing though.

 

[BORTZ]

"Fuckhead"
Travis Touchdown

 

[Taleweaver]

It was when Dante said "Fuck you!". I don't think there was a video game character that ever said that in any video game. At least not to my knowledge. It was funny when I first saw it on YouTube somewhere.

That reminds me...

Ladies and Gentlemen...the infinite tact of Isaac Washington.