001: Why is superglue so sticky?
because I glued it to a stick!
002: Do you agree that muffins need to grow on trees?
Yes, definetely.
003: Rice, noodles, or giant enemy crab?
Ever tried combining the three? it's awesome!
004: What are you most proud of accomplishing within a video game?
beating Contra with no deaths.
005: Do I seem insane to you?
Nope :|
007: Any interest in the Castlevania series?
Noo... now if you will excuse me, I have to go refresh the VC page to see if castlevania is there yet.
006: Metroidvania or regular castlevania?
Regular~!
009: Do you like answering questions?
Maaaybe?
008: Why are bug zappers banned on the basis of animal cruelty?
Didn't you just answer your own question?
101: Bright orange costume?
As long as you're wearing it~
010: Riboflavin?
NOOOO IDEA WHAT THAAAT IS!
011: Gargle?
is it edible?
012: Aurora wave?
VAPOREON USE AURORA BEAM! OW NOT ON ME!
013: Expired milk?
Not exactly too tasty.
014: C-4?
C-4 yourself.
015: Polypeptide?
Not exactly too tasty.
016: Ichy poweder?
Not exactly too tasty.
017: Dodecahedron?
Not exactly too tasty.
018: It's me from the future, we need to go back, back before my questions stopped making... sense?
We need to go back to the future? golly!
019: Have I ever made sense?
No, but your clothes are tasty... are you going to finish that jacket?
020: Am I being tenacious with the questions here?
Don't worry, I'm obsessed with food again.
021: Are questions a good way to gain insight on a person?
Not when the person only thinks of food.
022: Is Zelos awesome?
Yes!
023: What do you think of kingdom hearts?
RIIIKUUUUUUUU ohai Kairi RIKUUUUU
024: How about the Vita?
Do not has it.
025: How about the Wii U?
TOO EXPENSIVE!
026: Do you think the name of the Wii U is awesome because it lends itself to be utilized in imitating fire trucks?
I like playing with the WEEUUUWEEEUUUUWEEEUU
027: Governments: Good?
Bad.
028: Or Bad?
Good!
029: Still like making pancakes?
Oh my, these questions are actually made personally for me! I'm honored, Master Woona! also yes.
030: What's the weirdest combination of ingredients you've put together?
It wouldn't be weird if I remembered it...
031: Do you believe happiness is highly relative to the number of horses you own?
I have a math formula for it. Happiness = 100 + (Horses * -80). YOU SOLVE IT.
032: What do you think of puns?
They're very Punny!
033: Why won't the blender blend blenders?
Because it's not a blendtec blender.
034: Am I still your master?
Yes Master.
035: What happend to the flux capacitor?
I put it on a pancake, and then fed it to a sandwich.
036: And where is my coffee dammit ?
You left it on the table 2 seconds ago.
037: And why is the blender a portal?
I found a portal gun!
038: Ever wondered if the whole world is just a dream you're having?
Every single day.
039: Do you like pudding?
AWESOME!
040: How does it feel to know I've replaced your blood with pudding?
AWESOME!
041: Meme?
One does not simply meme.
042: What happened to my coconut's milk?
You fed it to the pet dodongo.
043: Why don't coconuts take initiative?!
because no!
044: Eternal love?
no idea what love even feels like.
045: Why is lemon?
Because when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. I DON'T WANT YOUR LEMONS!
046: Chimmy cherry, or cherry chonga?
Wut.
047: Sardines?
FISH!
048:What do you think of the moon?
Didn't you live there a while ago?
049: Edit?
Deti.
050: Do you realize that you're actually up the the 51st question?
HOLY SHET.
051: Do you believe the prize for peace should go to the biggest wuss?
He is the most peaceful after all...
052: Can you smell the hope?
Thats me burning my dinner...
053: Have you ever mixed a secret potion, and rolled a secret dice, then hired a focus group and had a human sacrifice?
No, but that does sound interesting.
054: Is the pen mightier than the sword?
No, I tried stabbing someone with a pen... but sword worked better.
055: Also, why is this sword made out of plastic?
I took your swords.
056: Plastic and polymers, why do people so oft call polymers plastic?
BECAUSE COOKIES
057: Science fiction?
Go talk to my dad.
058: Are you BEARy preBEARed for a TEDDYous amount of BEARen, BEARly BEARable amount of puns?
It's BEARely BEARable.
If the answer is yes, please proceed to stalk the numerous denizens of this site whom have sacrificed any intelligence for the sake of pun based one liners.
059: Do you like to leeeeeeeeeeeeeearn?
Teach me, Master!
060: Or do you like to leeeeeeeeeeeean?
*leans on you* TEACH ME!
061: Chimmicherrychonga?
NOOOOOOOO... what.
062: Your order of the best Final Fantasy games to worst that you've played?
Well the best is the best, and the worst is the worst.
063: Why won't you let me run with scizors?
DIE SCIZOR DIEEEE
064: Why is it not easy having yourself a good time?
Because it's hard 
065: Pickleberry kumquat?
Uh, not sure.
066: Do you like waffles?
Yes.
067: Do you like pancakes?
Yes.
068: Do you like french toast?
Yes.
069: Can you wait to get a mouthful?
Yes.
070: Is piracy wrong?
It depends on the motive. but I'm going to pirate anyway, lalalala
071: Think I should cut the questions to just 101?
No.
072: How do you count to muffin?
Yes.
073: How does one attempt to count to banana muffin?
Divide by zero.
074: Is there anyone you would like to kill for asking you too many pointless questions?
Yes, but rest assured... it's not you.
075: Cold weather or hot weather, which do you rather?
Cold.
076: DO YOU LIEK SNOW!?
SNOW!
077: Can you add me to the chat thingy again?
Say HIIII to Tia for me.
078: Do you believe too many questions can make someone go insane?
Yes.
079: Could you tell number 99 that THIS is how one does it?
did it :3
080: Have I given you a headache?
It takes more than a few simple questions to give me a headache.
081: What would happen if you put two black holes within a close proximity of each other?
You'd divide the universe by zero. you don't want that.
082: And what if they had identical properties?
Please refer to *dies*
083: ( Heads =H ) ( Tails =T ) HTH or HHT, does one pattern take less coin tosses on average or do both have the same chance?
There is no such thing as chance. it's all a hoax I tells you!
084: Picture 3 doors, behind one of them there's a prize. After you select one, the host opens one door that does not have a prize behind it. You are now asked if you would like to keep your selected door, or if you would like to switch the remaining door. Is the chance 1/2 to win regardless of if you stick or switch, or is the chance 1/3 if you stick, and 2/3 if you switch?
1/2 regardless.
085: Is chance confusing?
refer to 83
086: T_T derp?
Yes.
087: Muffins?
Yes.
088: Randomness?
Yes.
089: Favorite polygon?
Porygon.
090: Do you like Porygon?
Yes.
091: Do you like smoked fish?
Maaaybe?
092: Sharp objects?
I'm scared of them.
093: Maths?
Yes.
094: Do you like explosions?
Yes.
095: Wub cannon?
Yes.
096: Have you seen the exit?
Yes.
097: Am I unoriginal for repeating questions?
Yes.
098: How does one see the invisible?
By putting carrots in their eyes.
099: How does one transcend time?
THIS is how one does it. now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to 80.
100: What if I told you I didn't feel like making 250 questions?
Wouldn't surprise me...
Where'd 101 go?
102: Would you feel irked if I only have you half of that amount?
Nope.
103: Would you forgive me for the sweet release of not having to ask any more questions?
Yes, I would forgive you Master!
104: WHAT IS A MAN!?
A MISERABLE PILE OF SECR- AW MY GRAPE JUICE!
105: Why are you so awesome?
Because I do not try to be awesome... and I am not. you just say that. GET OUT ;O;
106: Do you agree that Tia is moar awesome than me?
No.
107: How long do you think it would take to answer 250 questions?
Double the time it takes to answer 125, and 5 times the time it takes to answer 50. assuming I keep the same speed.
108: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Yes, Mayonnaise is an instrument.
109: Do you think paper could potentially make a viable armor?
No, but it cuts like hell!
110: Do you speak more than 2 languages?
Not perfect...
111: Do you believe you find those tough stains never come out no matter how much you scrub?
Scrub Scrub Scrub all the floors in Hyrule...
112: Would you like to know 6 easy steps to a successful career?
Bribe everyone with pudding.
113: Well wonder no more, for we present to you a revolver ^O^ this is best solution yes?
I still prefer pudding.
114: Ever had a crazy lady shout "YOU BUY" when taking a casual stroll?
Weirdly... yes...
115: EXPLOSIONS!?
that was my Nincada's name... but then my savegame... *cries in a corner*
116: Why is the answer to this question yes?
Yes.
117: Wind Waker for Wii U, worth getting a Wii U for?
Naaaaaaah
118: Why is plan B always the better one?
Because Plan C is usually superior anyway
119: Is watching paint dry a good hobby?
Yes.
120: Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
Yes.
121: Why are the people who think it's a vegetable?
Yes.
122: Ever had the urge to eat someone's brains?
Yes.
123: Are hamsters cute?
Yes.
124: Would you be disappointed if I stopped at 125 questions?
Naaaaah
125: If yes, would you mind if I ask the remaining 125 later?
I AM NOT DISAPPOINT BUT QUESTIONS R FUN