Welcome to the Temp! I am the resident Lucario!
I have a coolstory for a coolguy
There once were two noobs who didn't follow the
Rules. They went into The Temp and choose not to follow those rules. They ran around and caused all kinds of chaos and annoyed all they could see. Then one day as the dawn broke, so did their accounts. For on that day came The Angry Bear Cavalry. These men of great strength, who held close their large guns, as they rode upon their angry bears. These men were displeased with the two little noobs, so they took chase after these two, ready for only one thing.
The chase didn't take long at all before the noobs were cornered. They bagged not to be banned and even attempted to stay longer, but the cavalry were unmoved. With a raise of their mighty ban guns, they shoot down the account and forever banned they remained.
Did you enjoy the story? I just made it up because I felt like it.
Enjoy your stay on the Temp!