US Congress: [tomato paste in] Pizza is a Vegetable

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Oh.. America..

Pizza is neither a fruit nor a vegetable.
Pizza is Pizza. Or at most, a kind of pastry.

This just shows how screwed up and incompetent the US government is.

Canada FTW :D
 
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fuck the government.

yes I'm talking about my own.


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This is a sneaky way to get schools to serve pizza again because it's a "basic food group"


there is corruption and lobbying written all over the place
 

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fuck the government.
This is a sneaky way to get schools to serve pizza again because it's a "basic food group"

Or it could that US Congress is just a bunch of uneducated, incompetent, and grumpy old men. How did they even pass law school, or whatever post-secondary education politicians go through, let alone get elected?

I mean, Pizza a vegetable? Does it have seeds? Does it grow on plants? I don't even..

 

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"Organic" foods not because they contain carbon but because of who grows them. (Really!)

Oh, and remember the people dying from organic cucumbers? It doesn't magically make it better food just because of who grew it and how. What makes something better is if it tastes fresh and doesn't feel like it was picked green then half frozen on the way to market. (Yeah, looking at you, Wal-mart!)

Anything that comes from the bud is a fruit, I thought? Seeds/cores are 'meat'/'nuts'?
 

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As one who tends to avoid tomatoes (splattering the bowl is not my favourite activity) I have to wonder where my beloved (most of those that have to meet me for days either side are too polite) garlic pizza falls into this equation.
 

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The US Congress speaks to the American people in the knowledge we can understand. In this case we preceive pizza as a vegetable due to the amount of tomato paste that the product contains.
 

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Pizza is neither a fruit nor a vegetable.
Pizza is Pizza. Or at most, a kind of pastry.

This just shows how screwed up and incompetent the US government is.

Canada FTW :D

Canada a place I would not want to live in.

At least, in Canada, Pizzas aren't vegetables :P
 
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So.....has anyone asked why yet? To give pizzas to kids? Um.....so? It'll be substitute everything and taste like arse anyway, just like all school food does/did still does(?).
 

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