Nigel Farage V Count Binface - The dumbest By-election in British History

[emigre]

(Count Binface (left), Nigel Farage (Far-Right))

Wrote this for anyone who doesn't know, what's happening

 

[Citizen_404]

What's Farage's position on imported garbage cans / "bins"?

 

[emigre]

What's Farage's position on imported garbage cans / "bins"?

He's against it unless you give him £5 million.

 

[titan_tim]

Holy crap, this guy is hilarious! I love how he's finally addressing the hand dryer location at the Crown & Treaty. That's a travesty!

 

[KingVamp]

So, what changes if Binface wins?

 

[Axido]

So, what changes if Binface wins?

His name... into Winface.

 

[emigre]

So, what changes if Binface wins?

• Instability of Reform leadership.
• Reform undergo a period of crisis as they face scrutiny for the first
• Farage looks like a fucking laughing stock
• Parliament has to address the Count Binface malarky

 

[subcon959]

As someone who lives in the Makerfield constituency I was torn between Andy and Binface.

I often complain that a 99 Flake doesn't cost 99p.

 

[Dark_Ansem]

Bin-election

 

[Taleweaver]

Oh, I know that guy! He's an absolute joke of a politician, always prancing some stupid stunt to make headlines but with policy ideas that won't survivale the slightest piece of scrutiny. In fact, if you look up the word 'tosser', his picture should be there. Heck... as a non-Brit, i don't even know what the word means aside his name.

Not to say that count Binface is better, but i honestly haven't heard from him before. And with his schpiel, i think I'd remember.

 

[emigre]

Here's the hand dryer at the Crown and Treaty. It is in fairness, a fucking stupid place to have it.

Binface speaking common sense.

 

[titan_tim]

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Here's the hand dryer at the Crown and Treat. It is in fairness, a fucking stupid place to have it.

Binface speaking common sense.

That's an absolute travesty! Binface understands the struggle of the common man.

 

[Sir Tortoise]

If Farage wins, the investigation into him continues and will likely force a second by-election.

Therefore, if the Count wins, he automatically saves the British taxpayer about £300,000 by not needing to run the election again. He can literally do nothing and automatically be a net benefit, even if his other policies weren't just objectively good.

Vote Binface, for a greater Britain.

 

[Axido]

If Farage wins, the investigation into him continues and will likely force a second by-election.

Therefore, if the Count wins, he automatically saves the British taxpayer about £300,000 by not needing to run the election again. He can literally do nothing and automatically be a net benefit, even if his other policies weren't just objectively good.

Vote Binface, for a greater Britain.

Nice profile pic, mate.

 

[Lostbhoy]

Count Binface (left)

I see what you did but I was struggling to tell who's who

 

[Vixi]

This time Binface is the least rubbish candidate. He actually stands a chance.

 

[spinal_cord]

I genuinely hope if he wins the by-lection, Jon legally changes his name to Count Binface so that he has to be recognised as such in parliament.

 

[Vixi]

I genuinely hope if he wins the by-lection, Jon legally changes his name to Count Binface so that he has to be recognised as such in parliament.

You can't have Count as a legal name

 

[Ettino]

You can't have Count as a legal name

Tell that to Count Dracula.

 

[EthanB]

Whatever the outcome it makes Farage look a fool. He either beats a bin or loses to a bin. His methodology of avoiding scrutiny and constant deflection is painfully transparent, the fact that people believe his bollocks is embarrassing.