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[MPRTwice]

got any proofs?

there are pigs right down the road.

 

[CoolMe]

there are pigs right down the road.

is this road in the room with us rn?

 

[MPRTwice]

is this road in the room with us rn?

who puts a road of pigs inside a room? Not even Tesla is _that_ bad at design. That sounds like an nvidia-level mistake.

 

[CoolMe]

who puts a road of pigs inside a room? Not even Tesla is _that_ bad at design. That sounds like an nvidia-level mistake.

so it's in autocad then?

 

[MPRTwice]

so it's in autocad then?

Tesla only has 2D; we can agree that they are not able to have anything beyond a design that comes up flat, can't we?

Why trust a monkey to run SpaceX and Tesla?

 

[CoolMe]

Tesla only has 2D; we can agree that they are not able to have anything beyond a design that comes up flat, can't we?

what are you talking about, the cybertruck is obv 3d, straight out of the early era of 3d models (ps1)

 

[MPRTwice]

what are you talking about, the cybertruck is obv 3d, straight out of the early era of 3d models (ps1)

designed with 2D autocad at most. hence they explode easily. they really need to stop doing that.



until 2:00 is the Tesla approach.

 

[x65943]

designed with 2D autocad at most. hence they explode easily. they really need to stop doing that.



until 2:00 is the Tesla approach.

That's a lot of words to say you have a crush on Elong Musk

 

[K3Nv4]

McDonalds whole crew smoke but can't roll a snack wrap

 

[MPRTwice]

McDonalds whole crew smoke but can't roll a snack wrap

McDonalds went far downhill.

 

[hippy dave]

McDonalds went far downhill.

Impressive considering where they started.

 

[MPRTwice]

Impressive considering where they started.

 

[Nakamichi]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

 

[MPRTwice]

People say I'd be a great stand-up comedian, but I'd rather sit down to crack jokes.

People also ask me how my poor brother is doing, I asked them why they did not inquire about the rich one.

 

[K3Nv4]

Why do judges keep getting mad at me for saying bitch? They ask if I swear.

 

[Veho]

 

[K3Nv4]

 

[K3Nv4]

I'm confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living

 

[impeeza]

I can take it anymore, I am getting the divorce NOW!
-Why?
Because after midnight my wife go from bar to bar, all around all the town.
-Why is she doing?
LOOKING FOR ME!

 

[K3Nv4]

I can take it anymore, I am getting the divorce NOW!
-Why?
Because after midnight my wife go from bar to bar, all around all the town.
-Why is she doing?
LOOKING FOR ME!

Are you married and happy?
Married.