post here funny pictures

[Veho]

 

[MPRTwice]

Based on a True event:

Don't worry: I didn't join the dark side to defeat Death.

Also, I get full medical benefits in six days; I scheduled a doctor appointment in that time. Still have plenty of energy to out blitz the best pro boxers. I told y'all: I am immortal.

 

[MPRTwice]

Want to know the real reason I am immortal? Here you go:

"And when they were escaped, then they knew that the island was called Melita. And the barbarous people shewed us no little kindness: for they kindled a fire, and received us every one, because of the present rain, and because of the cold. And when Paul had gathered a bundle of sticks, and laid them on the fire, there came a viper out of the heat, and fastened on his hand. And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves, No doubt this man is a murderer, whom, though he hath escaped the sea, yet vengeance suffereth not to live. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god."

 

[hippy dave]

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As I was scrolling down, I assumed it was going to say that Batman was the Netflix adaptation. Felt like a bit of a stretch, but I've seen bigger stretches (goatse generation)

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[AncientBoi]

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My Tee Shirt starts at 1958.

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

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The end of the plushie aisle at IKEA where all the trans folks congregate be like

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

The end of the plushie aisle at IKEA where all the trans folks congregate be like

Blahahahahahahahaj.

 

[CoolMe]

 

[JuanMena]

Based on a True event:
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Don't worry: I didn't join the dark side to defeat Death.

Also, I get full medical benefits in six days; I scheduled a doctor appointment in that time. Still have plenty of energy to out blitz the best pro boxers. I told y'all: I am immortal.

Random story time: When I was in 7th grade, I dislocated my left shoulder (the bone was prominently visible against my trapezoid near the neck) and we didn't had money to get me attended.
Spent between 10 to 12 days with a dislocated *shoulder until we could afford medical asistance (and the casting).
Not sure why I didn't died there... guess just my luck.

Up till this day I can't carry heavy weights on my left shoulder + lost flexibility.
Hurt like heck!

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eof so song?

 

[MPRTwice]

Random story time: When I was in 7th grade, I dislocated my left shoulder (the bone was prominently visible against my trapezoid near the neck) and we didn't had money to get me attended.
Spent between 10 to 12 days with a dislocated elbow until we could afford medical asistance (and the casting).
Not sure why I didn't died there... guess just my luck.

Up till this day I can't carry heavy weights on my left shoulder + lost flexibility.
Hurt like heck!

Edit:
eof so song?

Another hard core survivor: Awesome!

Even the worst injuries can heal over time. I had a burn scar that went away completely after eleven years of it being on my left forearm; I cannot even tell where it used to be, but back then it was a thick red one from contact by accident with metal inside an oven.

I would not give up hope on one day being able to lift weights and regain flexibiltiy and moreso on that shoulder.

 

[JuanMena]

Another hard core survivor: Awesome!

Even the worst injuries can heal over time. I had a burn scar that went away completely after eleven years of it being on my left forearm; I cannot even tell where it used to be, but back then it was a thick red one from contact by accident with metal inside an oven.

I would not give up hope on one day being able to lift weights and regain flexibiltiy and moreso on that shoulder.

I mean, it really depends a lot.
Sepsis still was a high chance possibility.
But things like burnings, it depends on grade.
First Grade are the ones that looks red for long times. These are less prone to kill you.
Second Grade burns, is when it reaches Dermis, which lays just above the fatty tissue, these are dangerous.
Third Grade burns are the worst, they killed dermis altogether and reaches other tissue like muscles/tendon, these will require skin injerts ABSOLUTELY and these will have more chances of developing sepsis.

I unfortunately learned these info this past September 10th... there was a huge gas explosion in my hood, more than 500 people dissapeared from the blast, and more than a 100 suffered several burnings.
This happened in a very busy street crossing around 2pm, an LP GAS 45 TON PIPE EXPLODED.

PS: Don't look for Google Images on this incident. They're mild, but videos are pretty sad to watch.

 

[MPRTwice]

I mean, it really depends a lot.
Sepsis still was a high chance possibility.
But things like burnings, it depends on grade.
First Grade are the ones that looks red for long times. These are less prone to kill you.
Second Grade burns, is when it reaches Dermis, which lays just above the fatty tissue, these are dangerous.
Third Grade burns are the worst, they killed dermis altogether and reaches other tissue like muscles/tendon, these will require skin injerts ABSOLUTELY and these will have more chances of developing sepsis.

I unfortunately learned these info this past September 10th... there was a huge gas explosion in my hood, more than 500 people dissapeared from the blast, and more than a 100 suffered several burnings.
This happened in a very busy street crossing around 2pm, an LP GAS 45 TON PIPE EXPLODED.

PS: Don't look for Google Images on this incident. They're mild, but videos are pretty sad to watch.

I understand. If it is any consolation, I can confirm firsthand that stage 2 frostbite is reversible, and also that brain damage can fully heal due to studies and proof with an individual. The body is far greater at healing than we think it is. Even if it is sometimes years or even a full decade to heal, as was my case with nerve damage that used to be in my elbow and is utterly gone now.

Someone was struck by a semi and had been in a coma with their brain swollen beyond the size of their skull; they said he was going to die and tried to take him off life support. Want to know what happened to him? Nowadays he has zero brain cell damage whatsoever, and is fully conscious with a fully healed skull.

I read about him in medical studies; they have since been forced in the medical industry to admit We are right in the published articles on brain cell regeneration; thought to be "absolutely impossible" back in a prestigious medical intern program I attended in 2006 and was scoffed at for my own private research into the matter by so-called experts with Ph.D's overseeing graduate biomedical science admissions.

 

[JuanMena]

The body is far greater at healing than we think it is.

This is Neuroplasticity.

Someone was struck by a semi and had been in a coma with their brain swollen beyond the size of their skull; they said he was going to die and tired to take him off life support. Want to know what happened to him? Nowadays he has zero brain cell damage whatsoever, and is fully conscious with a fully healed skull.

Often, this requires a "trade", it's why people that waked up from comas has speech problems mainly, memory loss, or "wakes up talking another language".

I read about him in medical studies; they have since been forced in the medical industry to admit We are right in the published articles on brain cell regeneration; thought to be "absolutely impossible" back in a prestigious medical intern program I attended in 2006 and was scoffed at for my own private research into the matter by so-called experts with Ph.D's overseeing graduate biomedical science admissions.

I do not have complex studies, but i'm a fanatic about these topics. Though, last time I read Neurology was probably 5 years ago. I'm currently more excited about Alz-Heimer cure progress (it's been a really great decade for Rats...) that I haven't read anything Neurology related other than Alz advancement.

Would be nice to catch up though!

 

[AncientBoi]

This is Neuroplasticity.


Often, this requires a "trade", it's why people that waked up from comas has speech problems mainly, memory loss, or "wakes up talking another language".


I do not have complex studies, but i'm a fanatic about these topics. Though, last time I read Neurology was probably 5 years ago. I'm currently more excited about Alz-Heimer cure progress (it's been a really great decade for Rats...) that I haven't read anything Neurology related other than Alz advancement.

Would be nice to catch up though!

Tell me about the Alz-Heimer stuff.