Where is your ability to be a friend?

[MPRTwice]

They told you lazy counts months ago to go out and be a friend but not a single one of you actually bothered. Count Olaf burned a house in a series of unfortunate events, Count Dooku started one of the fake star wars, and Count Dracula was completely out for blood! What is wrong with you guys? Hurry up.

 

[VinsCool]

Skill issue.

 

[MPRTwice]

Yeah, they can't even count to eleven like Count Rugen did:

Just look at his expression: he is appalled at the notion of not being a friend.

(Where do I come up with this stuff? Lol!)

But he was the wrong sort of friend: a bad friend.

 

[JuanMena]

Sorry stranger.
We won't be your friend with benefits.

Try eBay or Facebook Marketplace.

 

[AncientBoi]

I have the ability to be a Friend ???

Wh - wh - When did that happen ???

 

[SylverReZ]

I have the ability to be a Friend ???

Wh - wh - When did that happen ???

Why would you do that when you have friends with benefits.

 

[AncientBoi]

Why would you do that when you have friends with benefits.

You mean like.. My Right and my Left hands are my BEST Friends ? With Benefits ? Okies