I figured out how you pick up girls at the supermarket

[sexually_inactive]

You approach a girl in the meat isle, point to the sausages and say "mine can pleasure you more than these can".

 

[tech3475]

No, this is how you end up on a register.

 

[hippy dave]

Plz get someone to film you doing this so we can see how it's done

 

[yankii]

No, this is how you end up on a register.

The PoundTown ™ register, yes.

My PoundTown ™ lbs stat is currently at level 230.

 

[Exnor]

That's actually a great joke, if you ask me. And if you can pull that IRL, you sir will have my respect.

 

[MPRTwice]

You approach a girl in the meat isle, point to the sausages and say "mine can pleasure you more than these can".

And then the police can say, "we can carry your stuff out better than the sales clerk can, and give you some free room and board at our local station, though we doubt you will enjoy the view or amenities much, and we have a rather strict curfew for our less than favorite guests."

 

[Exnor]

You approach a girl in the meat isle, point to the sausages and say "mine can pleasure you more than these can".

Was talking about this pick up line btw.

 

[sexually_inactive]

Plz get someone to film you doing this so we can see how it's done

You'll have to sign up to my masterclass where you'll get approach videos along with detailed approach breakdowns.

 

[Veho]

Just stand within earshot of her and do this:

Please note "within earshot" means "at a distance where she can hear what you are saying"

 

[Vixi]

What happened to the days of lifting girls into your trolley and then scanning them at the self checkout?

 

[yankii]

What happened to the days of lifting girls into your trolley and then scanning them at the self checkout?

You're only allowed to do that with men.

 

[SeventhSon7]

You show her a cucumber and say "mine has more bumps"