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After 40, you might as well give up.Let's just say that Andy has a new friend in him..
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Won't work from both sides.
I mean... there's a reason why someone is single at 40, no?
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Mostly true but you do get the rare widower who lost their partner to cancer or something - theoretically these people should be fairly normal
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*The start of Juan's quest to find a widowed milf*
Unfortunately, I'm not an interested guy and money is in that list of things I don't care for.
Besides, I'm hoping not to live past 35.
I really hope to get a fatal heart attack anytime soon.
So, meh.
I mean, she doesn't have to be widowed... she just has to be discreet
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He's looking for happy endings, not happy meals.But with a widow you can have some happy meals
Juan-Xzi n. - One-pieced full body suit, encapsulating hands and feet. (No offense to users, I saw a face with the correct angle)
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