SOMEWHERE...
This is HQ talking to the crapship Asa Dachi. Please, wake up. Repeat, this is HQ.
We received some info revealing that that the Funya Chin system is now brimful of some ugly but very valuous diamonds.
As you're the closest crapship in the area, we command you to head for the Funya Chin system right now and take those ugly diamonds before the inhabitants can take them and get fucking awesome rich. It's for their own good, trust us...
Go now! Move that ass and get the diamonds! And, if you fancy, come back in one piece. If not, just send the diamonds back in autopilot mode.
Kisses,
The HQ.
This is HQ talking to the crapship Asa Dachi. Please, wake up. Repeat, this is HQ.
We received some info revealing that that the Funya Chin system is now brimful of some ugly but very valuous diamonds.
As you're the closest crapship in the area, we command you to head for the Funya Chin system right now and take those ugly diamonds before the inhabitants can take them and get fucking awesome rich. It's for their own good, trust us...
Go now! Move that ass and get the diamonds! And, if you fancy, come back in one piece. If not, just send the diamonds back in autopilot mode.
Kisses,
The HQ.
