(Warning: strong language) PSA: get your head out of your back side opening

Note: this entry contains strong opinions and strong language. Everything said in this blog post is real, and might shock some people. If you're faint at heart or you're not open to opinions, please ^W
It's also important to note that even though this blog post is a rant in format, it's still intended to be educational to make your life better and less lethal.

In a few days something terrible happened. Something very terrible and almost lethal. This dangerous thing happened purely due to one's stupidity (as the title suggests, their head was stuck very deep in between their sitting muscles).
"How?", you may ask. Let me tell you...

You have your own right to behave like a wide back side opening, thinking that you are the center of the universe, or that you are a highly respected drama queen, and you don't need the filthy peasants' help because you are infinitely smart and you can solve everything on your own, even if the process ends up being destructive due to lack of patience (because everything is filthy piece of shit when something is not working in a way you want it to that exact instant you interact with it).

But once it starts to affect your physical or mental health in any way (other than turning into a salt mine due to anger towards the "filthy garbage"), it's time to temporarily (or even better, permanently) pull your head out of your rectum and tell your situation to someone who you trust the most. No, you're not allowed to get away with the "I don't trust anyone" bullshit, and at this point you're forced to tell someone, even if the one you trust the most is a "filthy peasant". If you keep behaving like the queen of female dogs, you'll be in more trouble much worse than your current situation.

If you still think that you're the most intelligent creature in existance, you're actually the opposite. And be grateful that you only lost the ability to speak and you can't move your entire right side, and be still capable of living after having your brain be phyiscally destroyed almost in its entirety. Even female Terminators are vulnerable, no exceptions. This includes people who survive lvl20 blood sugar and 183/120Hgmm blood pressure on a normal living basis without noticable bad side effects. If you're in this situation, STOP IT, GET SOME HELP, you сука!

Post scriptum:
Expect to be treated like you treat others: you won't be able to see the obvious solution from your own asshole.
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@VinsCool absolutely not. But this is how grandma ended up. I'm just angry that she didn't tell, even thouh I'm the one she trusts the most.
 
Wow, I'm impressed you could write this whole thing down without once saying ar--
>Reads post scriptum
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

But yeah, I hate people like that. I wish they shat in their own mouths just to taste the stuff they're saying.
 
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@smileyhead I wrote it like this on purpose. This is a serious topic, and swearing all over the place makes it look unprofessional and not serious at all, like if a drunk people were to shout random garbled mess with half of the words being swear words.
As for the last sentence, that was also intentional. It was to symbolize me snapping in frustration at the end of writing this. Don't get me wrong, I'm still angry that this happened, but the style of this was also intentional.
 
I am offended...that you replaced so many curse words with unnecessarily long similes.
 
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DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER TC?? cauz what u wrote is exactly me!
the 1st part is me in real fukking life
second one is me when play OVERWATCH :P!!!

the only differences she's a female dog queen, and I AM A MALE HUMAN, and i'm so impressed that TC is able to communicate with canine language! lol

p.s. what does it mean ''сука''??
 
What happened to your grandma that motivated you to write this blog? If you want that to be private I understand.
 
That happened what I wrote in the last paragraph. She got brain damage from stress because she didn't tell me.
 
Wait, this hard to follow. So your grandmother had a stroke and you could have stopped it somehow?
 
@WeedZ exactly that. The only requirement was that she must've told me that she's in big trouble, and all this could've been avoidex. Good observation on your part.
 
Sorry to hear that. But these things, though risk can be reduced, really can't be predicted. You shouldn't take that responsibility on to yourself.
 
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Very strong language; good thing I have a profanity filter. However, this is a message we should all learn from. So many people think that they're better than everyone else, when in fact they're no better. Dare I say that there is no "perfect person", no person that is the best in all things. Donald Trump is like Hitler who's like Justin Bieber who's like the guy who stocks the shelves at Walmart who's like Einstein who's like Benedict Arnold. Sure, each has their own distinct personality, but we all have a bit of good and evil in us.

Can we excel in something? Yes, but does that mean to the exclusion of others who can do it too? We need people who think differently from us, so that we can better work together, but we also should help those who want to do as good or better than what we can do. That's why I don't believe in the Socialistic idea that we all should be equals, because we are individuals. Some will do better than others, and we all have a different mix of interests. Just because two people like the color green doesn't mean both also like to watch cartoons.

Often, you'll hear the word "diversity" used by those who actually just want to drown out the competition. If we really want to be diverse, then we should try to work with people, not against them. However, individuals need to learn to work with like-minded people; I mean those who think more closely to you than others. However, that's a decision for each person to make. For those who do not think like you, it's best to just let them be if you can't reason with them.

Just some additional thoughts on the matter. I may not make much sense, since this is kinda spur-of-the-moment thinking, but hopefully the basic message is understandable.
 
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