Steam!!!

I'll send you a pm.

Added! I only got my first Steam game as a contest prize

I'm pretty sure you can't pirate Steam games

Pirating Steam games themselves is easy, however, adding them to a legit steam account is definitely NOT recommended and playing on non-cracked servers impossible.

Yeah pirating non-onlines is simple as shit.
Hell, pirating online games is easy too, but completely and utterly pointless because the only servers you can play on are the trashiest piles of crap you'll ever see.
Just buy TF2 and CSS and live a happy life.

Just wait for the sales and start building up a legit games library. You will be surprised how far your money can go during the sales. I see you dont have Alien Swarm in your games list, you may as well grab that seeing as its free.

[quote name='Hells Malice' post='3069540' date='Aug 25 2010, 05:14 PM']Just buy TF2 and CSS and live a happy life.[/quote]
Wish it were that easy for me. But I just got confirmation that if I were to buy CS:S, surrender animations would be built into the low-violence version my region is forced to swallow. Yes, that means that someone who just got an AWM bullet in his head will carefully move towards the ground, lie down an put their hands behind their back. I am not against reduced blood and gore, but this is so awful that I cannot help but rage against the German rating board and refuse to buy any crap that has been so awfully mutilated to get a better rating.
I am currently looking for a way to get a foreign version of the game, but it looks like unless I somehow find a trustworthy friend in a foreign country that can buy the game and send it to me via the steam gift system AND a way to pay him back via means I trust, I would have to buy a retail copy in a foreign country, which would either involve going there or unnecessary shipping fees, and I would very much prefer CS Complete as a bundle instead of the Source Multiplayer Pack.

LOL what the hell!
I just youtubed the low violence animation. That's hilarious and so, so unnecessary.

I think that depends on the game. We get silly gibs in TF2 as well - the heavy, for example, explodes into lots and lots of cheeseburgers. I can live with this, as it is cartoonish and fits into the cartoonish TF2 theme. CS however has a realistic theme and "realistic" censor animations, riding the degree of realism that comes with getting your head blown off only to surrender straight into the uncanny valley.

Also, did you ever see packshots of European game releases with that giant coloured square sitting on a corner - yes, those are the current regulations here in Germany how big age ratings are to be displayed.

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Haha!

Add me to steam btw. My username is Atle517

[quote name='Fat D' post='3069276' date='Aug 25 2010, 04:05 AM']Pirating Steam games themselves is easy, however, adding them to a legit steam account is definitely NOT recommended and playing on non-cracked servers impossible.[/quote]
Fuck off, I know that already.

[quote name='Hells Malice' post='3069540' date='Aug 25 2010, 07:14 AM']Yeah pirating non-onlines is simple as shit.
Hell, pirating online games is easy too, but completely and utterly pointless because the only servers you can play on are the trashiest piles of crap you'll ever see.
Just buy TF2 and CSS and live a happy life.[/quote]
Read again, I'm asking HOW to pirate steam games, not asking if its possible.

[quote name='p1ngpong' post='3069922' date='Aug 25 2010, 10:31 AM']Just wait for the sales and start building up a legit games library. You will be surprised how far your money can go during the sales. I see you dont have Alien Swarm in your games list, you may as well grab that seeing as its free.[/quote]
Well, I don't have a credit card. So to bad so sad.

You can technically play on steam servers but it takes a crapload of people to use a certain tool at the same time to attack the steam server.So unless you and like 18 million friends wanna do that you could do that and also to pirate steam games well ill pm you.