Shinigami mini movie reviews

Watched some movies recently. Might have less time for that what with EPL season just started [woot, GGMU Go Red Devils!!!].

Anyway...


Disclaimer: I will be reviewing some Korean movies, and since I'm really, really, really bad with korean names [hey, I'm a Jap/Filipino shinigami, cut me a break], I'll give the characters identifiers instead, k?



The Chaser

The Chaser is a Korean [and by Korean, I mean South Korean, k?] movie. Basically, it's about a cop-turned-pimp whose girls all go missing. Now at the beginning of the movie, he sends one of his few remaining girls to a guy. Thing is, he soon finds out the guy is a serial killer.

The movie is very unique. A lot of it plays out in the streets of Korea at night, which was shot well. Also, the movie sticks true to its title - much of this movie is about chases. Not the hollywood car chases where cars go boom everywhere - here, a lot of the chasing is on foot. It's also very unique in that everyone knows who the killer is, the problem is - where are the victims [the girl, in particular]?

There's also this side to the story which plays out as a commentary of the capabilities of their police force - or the lack of it. For most of the movie, mr killer makes them all dance on his palm, while mr pimp chases him - literally and figuratively - at every turn.

Bottom line is, the movie delivers. It's not action-packed for the sake of action. The violence is realistic even if some of the blood is rather OTT. And as usual with good Korean cinema [that I've watched], they interweave subplots and contexts seamlessly. You'll laugh at the whole ordeal of the mayor getting shit thrown at his face, and feel for the daughter of the girl who was sent to mr killer.


Bedevilled

Holy shit revenge movies. Now, I have to yet find a good copy of Korea's pinnacles of revenge movies, that being oldboy and the more recent I saw the devil. Bedevilled is yet another revenge tale - with a little difference. It's a reversed role movie.

The movie starts with a woman in seoul. She's a very "look out for number 1" kind of woman [bitchy too]. This gets her in trouble [how did I not see that one coming? owait...], and so she decides to "take a vacation" to a remote island where she grew up.

Now this is where the story shifts focus. On the island is miss bitchy's friend. This friend of hers is treated like a slave by the old women and a plaything by the men [there are like less than 10 people total in the island]. So as not to spoil too much, one day her friend goes psycho. And I mean absolute friggin nuts - with a sickle, mostly.

Yes, i know that summarization sounds lame - trust me, the movie isn't. I just don't want to spoil the major plot points. Again, the violence is as realistic as you can get, and it's not too bloody. The story also does a great job setting up. By the time the poor woman finally goes ballistic, you are sure to be feeling sorry for her. I was actually cheering - but that's me, of course.

The part before the ending did puzzle me a little, but that's no great error. Overall, it's good. And I really do have to get to those copies of oldboy and I saw the devil... hm...


Law-Abiding Citizen

Yes, revenge movies. Oh, how I love 'em. This one's premise is simple. House invasion results in two dbags killing mother and daughter. Dad was there. Lawyer strikes a deal with one of the dbags. One dbag walks, one goes to death row. Dad is unhappy. Fast-forward 10 years later.

That really is the premise, pure and simple. Some of the things that happen are on the preposterous side, but meh, who cares when you got a re-tooled bomb-disposal bot equipped with machine guns and anti-tank rocket launchers, amirite? Again, this is a none-too-subtle dig at the justice system. It also begs the question does revenge = justice? And where's the line between revenge and rampaging?

The thing that really drew me in - aside from the rather cool kills - is the mindgames. Both sides are trying to outfox each other. As most revenge movies do, they build up a rather solid feel of empathy for the avenging party. You feel the injustice that's been done, so to speak.

The thing that really pissed me off, though was the ending. A quick search online told me a lot of people agreed. It was a copout, almost cheap, really. Aside from that and some of the aforementioned required suspense of belief [or disbelief], it does its job well of telling a vengeance story.


Predators
I'll make this review short and sweet.
Not enough "get to the choppa".
Also, katana vs extra-terrestrial wristblade FTW.

...

Anyway, that's all of it. I'm yearning for good old horror now, maybe a touch of gore. On that end, FD5 is out soon, I should totally watch that. Tony Todd is back, and that creepy voice of his telling people that death is after them is more than enough reason to watch it, IMHO. LOL

Comments

I think you might like Oldboy when you find it ;)

Also,

Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

and

Sympathy for Lady Vengeance


Some good gore movies (most of which I hope you've already seen ;) )
Audition
Evil Dead
Re-Animator (gory comedy)
Dead Alive (Peter Jackson Flick!)
 
I've seen Audition. Damn, can't get that image out of my mind. Forever traumatized of hot Asian chicks with long, thin needles.
 
Oh come on, Predators was great; probably the best Predator movie since the first.

...Okay, obviously that isn't saying much, but I really liked it. Good action, cool actors (Morpheus, Machete, etc.), fun kills, etc. Not the greatest science fiction film ever made, obviously, but it was certainly enjoyable. It was well worth the price of admission.

As for the other films, I have yet to see them, so I can't really judge.
 
Funny, I just watched Machete last night. It was Okay, but the downside is that I missed the Funimation Channel premiere of Yu Yu Hakusho...I don't care how much fanservice was in that movie, it was not worth it.
 
[quote name='Gahars' post='3831617' date='Aug 13 2011, 03:44 PM']Machete > Yu Yu Hakusho any day of the week.

Just saying.[/quote]
Machete was pretty mediocre. Worst part is I didn't know it was a comedy 'till I checked the info, and I think I played the "The Price is Right" Fail Horn at least 30 times

Yu Yu Hakusho > Machete on TV, DVD, and Blu-Ray...any day of the week.
 
[quote name='Gahars' post='3831595' date='Aug 14 2011, 03:36 AM']Oh come on, Predators was great; probably the best Predator movie since the first.

...Okay, obviously that isn't saying much, but I really liked it. Good action, cool actors (Morpheus, Machete, etc.), fun kills, etc. Not the greatest science fiction film ever made, obviously, but it was certainly enjoyable. It was well worth the price of admission.

As for the other films, I have yet to see them, so I can't really judge.[/quote]


Believe me, when I shortened that review, I wasn't at all trying to diss the film. It's just, everyone knows the basic idea, more or less. I just wanted to reiterate that it's different without Arnie [teh cheating governator], and that the best moment IMHO was the whole "samurai showdown" bit.

Also, I enjoy 99.99% of the films I watch, and I was afraid I'd sound... fanboyish almost [I'm a geek, so sci-fi + interstellar life-or-death struggles are my cup of tea; I even enjoyed the alien vs predator movies]. So I cut my review down to the bottom line.
 
[quote name='machomuu' post='3831626' date='Aug 13 2011, 03:48 PM'][quote name='Gahars' post='3831617' date='Aug 13 2011, 03:44 PM']Machete > Yu Yu Hakusho any day of the week.

Just saying.[/quote]
Machete was pretty mediocre. Worst part is I didn't know it was a comedy 'till I checked the info, and I think I played the "The Price is Right" Fail Horn at least 30 times

Yu Yu Hakusho > Machete on TV, DVD, and Blu-Ray...any day of the week.
[/quote]

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How did you not know Machete was an action-comedy from the first five minutes? You know, where he is fighting a Mexican drug lord PLAYED BY STEVEN SEAGAL.

I'd recommend you watch the hysterical Black Dynamite, but I am afraid you would mistake it for a serious film about the plight of orphans on smack.

EDIT:
@Shinigami: Alright. Don't think I was offended by your review, though: just wanted to share my thoughts on the film.
 
[quote name='machomuu' post='3831626' date='Aug 13 2011, 09:48 PM']Machete was pretty mediocre.[/quote]

I will now be using this to discredit any future bad opinion you have on movies, just for reference.

Machete is fucking amazing unless you're too jaded by anime shit action and speed lines. It was over-the-top, silly, and oozed Robert Rodriguez. I guess if you don't like Rodriguez flicks you won't like it but anyone with good sense of humors and a pair of working testes can appreciate how amazing Machete is.

Also, Machete don't text.
 
[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='3831822' date='Aug 13 2011, 05:06 PM'][quote name='machomuu' post='3831626' date='Aug 13 2011, 09:48 PM']Machete was pretty mediocre.[/quote]

I will now be using this to discredit any future bad opinion you have on movies, just for reference.

Machete is fucking amazing unless you're too jaded by anime shit action and speed lines. It was over-the-top, silly, and oozed Robert Rodriguez. I guess if you don't like Rodriguez flicks you won't like it but anyone with good sense of humors and a pair of working testes can appreciate how amazing Machete is.

Also, Machete don't text.
[/quote]
Okay, mediocre wasn't the right word to use, that was more just a response to Gahars and the fact that I didn't know it was a comedy, I thought it to be an Action flick, as a comedy it was pretty good. Though I still didn't know it was a comedy which did really hamper on the experience, I found the comedy reliefs (or what I thought they were, the ones that didn't die) rather enjoyable, but I thought it was just an Action movies that took some creative liberties. Actually the fact that it was a comedy explains a lot of stuff that I thought was otherwise stupid or just plain silly. I still can't say it was worth it, I love YYH a little too much for that.

And I ask that you never say I'm jaded by anything, I go into movies without expectations, and I never let anime cloud my judgement, especially if they are of different genres. I never let my personal and critical minds collide.

Also, that's the one thing that Machete and I have in common. Also, in regards to the end, BEST. DEATH. EVER.

[quote name='Gahars' post='3831736' date='Aug 13 2011, 04:30 PM'][quote name='machomuu' post='3831626' date='Aug 13 2011, 03:48 PM'][quote name='Gahars' post='3831617' date='Aug 13 2011, 03:44 PM']Machete > Yu Yu Hakusho any day of the week.

Just saying.[/quote]
Machete was pretty mediocre. Worst part is I didn't know it was a comedy 'till I checked the info, and I think I played the "The Price is Right" Fail Horn at least 30 times

Yu Yu Hakusho > Machete on TV, DVD, and Blu-Ray...any day of the week.
[/quote]

...

How did you not know Machete was an action-comedy from the first five minutes? You know, where he is fighting a Mexican drug lord PLAYED BY STEVEN SEAGAL.
[/quote]
I actually didn't see the beginning. That might have contributed

Anyway, Shinigami, are you into foreign movies or did you just try one out?
 
[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='3831822' date='Aug 14 2011, 05:06 AM']It was over-the-top, silly, and oozed Robert Rodriguez. I guess if you don't like Rodriguez flicks you won't like it.[/quote]
Rodriguez is a nice director... with a really huge exception. Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over. After the two first flicks, it was quite a disappointment. Hopefully 4 is decent.

Korean films. As previously said above, Oldboy is recommended highly. I apologize since the majority of SK films I've watched are either revenge flicks that are common or dramas that you wouldn't be interested in. On Asian cinema in general though, nice gore films would be Battle Royale and Ichi the Killer, CONFESSIONS (brilliant revenge flick, FANTASTIC actually), maybe Verus, Ebola Syndrome (OMFG). On the more psychological horror side would be Kairo, Noroi and Uzumaki.
 
Well, I watch anything that interests me, really. Though technically speaking, I mostly watch foreign movies [I forgot the last Filipino movie I watched by choice, LOL].
 
[quote name='Shinigami357' post='3832597' date='Aug 14 2011, 07:32 PM']Well, I watch anything that interests me, really. Though technically speaking, I mostly watch foreign movies [I forgot the last Filipino movie I watched by choice, LOL].[/quote]
Filipino Cinema is actually quite outstanding, provided that you're willing to watch extremely deep dramas, independent cinema and a very large number of LGBT themed films. If you're willing, then there's Feng Shui, Dekada 70, Himala, Masahista, Mano Po (all of them), Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros, Sigaw, Crying Ladies, Noy, Imelda, Kimi Dora, Maynila sa mga Kuko ng Liwanag, Tinimbang Ka Ngunit Kulang, Kakabakaba Ka Ba?. Yes. And that's just scratching the surface of Filipino Cinema.

Personally, my favorite Asian film has become, oddly enough, the revenge flick Confessions tied with our own Himala.
 

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