So, I am guessing that you have already read the title to this post, and was either intrigued or fell asleep on your mouse and clicked on this. Well, this is basically just 3 of many things that my Science teacher has done so far. Welp, I guess lets start
1. Throwing Random Stuff Out of a Car Window
So, you all know that littering is bad and that you shouldn’t throw any trash out a car window, well my science teacher, lets call him Kevin, decided to completely ignore that. He is the kind of person that likes to experiment with stuff to figure it out. So he decided to throw a napkin out the window of his car going 85 Km/h to see if air resistance is a thing. Well it is, so you know how that turned out. Then he threw a ‘Lil Debbie Twinkie out of the window and it almost hit the car behind him which must be pretty confused by now. Lastly, he threw a watermelon out of his car and the back tire hit the pumpkin and you could see it laying on the road completely smashed.
2. Killing Cluckington in Weird Ways
Just by reading the title of this section you might be pretty confused who Cluckington is and how Kevin hasn’t been charged with murder. Well Cluckington is a Chicken that a friend of mine draws on all of his tests. Well, up until now nothing has happened to Cluckington, but around 6 weeks ago, we got are test back, and on my friends test, lets call him Ray, Cluckington was put in a crate and shoved onto a truck with R.I.P written next to the drawing. The next test that we got back was over simple machines, and on the back of the paper, we had to draw a pulley system that could lift a 90 kilogram elk 100 centimeters off of the ground. Well Ray’s test had the Cluckington drawn on the back of the paper, and Kevin tied a noose around the pulley and had Cluckington hanging from it.
3. Getting Angry at Bill Nye the Science Guy
You may already know who Bill Nye is before reading this, but incase you haven’t heard of him, he is the main character in a Disney TV show called Bill Nye the Science Guy. (If you want more information just google it.) Well, Kevin always says how Bill is either wrong, or is half-right. For example, in one episode, one of the kids on the show does an expirement on how the shape of the object affects wheather the object floats or sinks. Well it doesn’t just matter on that, it matters on many other things, but the kid doesn’t say that. Then, the kid goes on to do this expirement that is heavily skewed. It is obvious that the one graduated cylinder is bigger than the other. He just throws the boats into the water, and water goes everywhere, messing up the data even farther. And to top it all off, the kid then says how you can obviously see that the size of an object matters. At this point Kevin was Pissed. He was yelling at the TV saying how it was all rigged and that one grad. Cylinder was bigger than the other.
Well, I hope you enjoy my little ramble about some of the misadventures of my Science class. If a few people like this, I might make another one of these, either about Kevin again, or maybe another one of my teachers.
Have a Great Day - FEF0
1. Throwing Random Stuff Out of a Car Window
So, you all know that littering is bad and that you shouldn’t throw any trash out a car window, well my science teacher, lets call him Kevin, decided to completely ignore that. He is the kind of person that likes to experiment with stuff to figure it out. So he decided to throw a napkin out the window of his car going 85 Km/h to see if air resistance is a thing. Well it is, so you know how that turned out. Then he threw a ‘Lil Debbie Twinkie out of the window and it almost hit the car behind him which must be pretty confused by now. Lastly, he threw a watermelon out of his car and the back tire hit the pumpkin and you could see it laying on the road completely smashed.
2. Killing Cluckington in Weird Ways
Just by reading the title of this section you might be pretty confused who Cluckington is and how Kevin hasn’t been charged with murder. Well Cluckington is a Chicken that a friend of mine draws on all of his tests. Well, up until now nothing has happened to Cluckington, but around 6 weeks ago, we got are test back, and on my friends test, lets call him Ray, Cluckington was put in a crate and shoved onto a truck with R.I.P written next to the drawing. The next test that we got back was over simple machines, and on the back of the paper, we had to draw a pulley system that could lift a 90 kilogram elk 100 centimeters off of the ground. Well Ray’s test had the Cluckington drawn on the back of the paper, and Kevin tied a noose around the pulley and had Cluckington hanging from it.
3. Getting Angry at Bill Nye the Science Guy
You may already know who Bill Nye is before reading this, but incase you haven’t heard of him, he is the main character in a Disney TV show called Bill Nye the Science Guy. (If you want more information just google it.) Well, Kevin always says how Bill is either wrong, or is half-right. For example, in one episode, one of the kids on the show does an expirement on how the shape of the object affects wheather the object floats or sinks. Well it doesn’t just matter on that, it matters on many other things, but the kid doesn’t say that. Then, the kid goes on to do this expirement that is heavily skewed. It is obvious that the one graduated cylinder is bigger than the other. He just throws the boats into the water, and water goes everywhere, messing up the data even farther. And to top it all off, the kid then says how you can obviously see that the size of an object matters. At this point Kevin was Pissed. He was yelling at the TV saying how it was all rigged and that one grad. Cylinder was bigger than the other.
Well, I hope you enjoy my little ramble about some of the misadventures of my Science class. If a few people like this, I might make another one of these, either about Kevin again, or maybe another one of my teachers.
Have a Great Day - FEF0
