My Girlfriend Might Be a Lesbian

Yeah, what the title says.

I met up with her today, and we went out - had fun, usual stuff. Picked me up some underwear. Picked up my laptop. Good times.

Anyway, if any of you knew me in real life...I'm kind of a thinker. I come up with really....odd and usually pretty good ideas all the time. As a side effect...I kinda dive into people's heads a lot.

Long story short, I believe that she is a lesbian, and won't admit it to herself for social and acceptance reasons (since you all don't know her, it would be silly and for naught to go into reasoning here).

Really, the fact that she says that she doesn't know leaves things open to experimentation, but y'know.

I'm ok with it, though, I mean how it exists in relation to our relationship. I kinda feel that she's more of a family member than a sexual partner anyway, and that won't go away.

Just thought I'd let y'all know.

-Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King

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VashTS
either way it doesn't really matter. seeing as how we are just reflections of light and the brain behind the person knows how atoms should react when combined.

i was interested in lesbian stuff when i was like 14, now the reality has set in and most lesbos are nasty looking.
 
monkat
[quote name='Eighteen' post='3358633' date='Dec 29 2010, 11:45 PM']Aww maybe she is just Bi?
It can be a good thing monkat :yay: cheer up!!![/quote]

Why does everyone think that I'm doing bad?

Life tends to happen, while you're alive, so you may as well just take it like a man, eh?
 
John Lennon
[quote name='monkat' post='3358637' date='Dec 30 2010, 11:47 AM']Life tends to happen, while you're alive, so you may as well just take it like a man, eh?[/quote]
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
 
KingdomBlade
I think this is one of those few times when monkat maintained a degree of seriousness throughout an entire thread! So cool.
 
DryYoshi
[quote name='Jax' post='3358195' date='Dec 30 2010, 01:16 AM']Hey, at least she's not a bear.[/quote]
ROFL

[quote name='RockmanForte' post='3358215' date='Dec 30 2010, 01:25 AM'][quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 06:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

You disgusting me.. Threesome = leading to HIV, STD and many more. Most of all, loveless and lustful! You are ridiculous!
[/quote]
It doesn't lead to STD's if you use condoms "protection".

[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='3358602' date='Dec 30 2010, 04:33 AM'][yt]ptC9N9YJ24Y[/yt][/quote]
ROFL again
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='RockmanForte' post='3358215' date='Dec 29 2010, 07:25 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 06:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

You disgusting me.. Threesome = leading to HIV, STD and many more. Most of all, loveless and lustful! You are ridiculous!
[/quote]
Yes, the fact that 3 people were in a bed together led to the creation and distribution of various STDs. Also, there was no loveless sexual intercourse before this event.
 
redact
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='3358666' date='Dec 30 2010, 12:04 PM'][quote name='RockmanForte' post='3358215' date='Dec 29 2010, 07:25 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 06:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

You disgusting me.. Threesome = leading to HIV, STD and many more. Most of all, loveless and lustful! You are ridiculous!
[/quote]
Yes, the fact that 3 people were in a bed together led to the creation and distribution of various STDs. Also, there was no loveless sexual intercourse before this event.
[/quote]
it also makes you a satanists and means you now have to sacrifice a goat each day at the setting sun
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='mercluke' post='3358667' date='Dec 29 2010, 11:07 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='3358666' date='Dec 30 2010, 12:04 PM'][quote name='RockmanForte' post='3358215' date='Dec 29 2010, 07:25 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 06:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

You disgusting me.. Threesome = leading to HIV, STD and many more. Most of all, loveless and lustful! You are ridiculous!
[/quote]
Yes, the fact that 3 people were in a bed together led to the creation and distribution of various STDs. Also, there was no loveless sexual intercourse before this event.
[/quote]
it also makes you a satanists and means you now have to sacrifice a goat each day at the setting sun
[/quote]
You mean you don't do this already?
 
redact
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='3358669' date='Dec 30 2010, 12:08 PM'][quote name='mercluke' post='3358667' date='Dec 29 2010, 11:07 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='3358666' date='Dec 30 2010, 12:04 PM'][quote name='RockmanForte' post='3358215' date='Dec 29 2010, 07:25 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 06:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

You disgusting me.. Threesome = leading to HIV, STD and many more. Most of all, loveless and lustful! You are ridiculous!
[/quote]
Yes, the fact that 3 people were in a bed together led to the creation and distribution of various STDs. Also, there was no loveless sexual intercourse before this event.
[/quote]
it also makes you a satanists and means you now have to sacrifice a goat each day at the setting sun
[/quote]
You mean you don't do this already?
[/quote]
well i do already but only because i had a threesome with saxamo and a goat
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='mercluke' post='3358672' date='Dec 29 2010, 11:11 PM']well i do already but only because i had a threesome with saxamo and a goat[/quote]
Naturally.
 
Phoenix Goddess
You see her more as a... family member? :wtf:
But wouldn't that be a bit gross... :unsure:


Nothing wrong with being a lesbian, though. The ones suggesting threesomes have no idea what they're talking about. If she's a lesbian, why would she have sex with a guy?
 
T
[quote name='monkat' post='3358204' date='Dec 29 2010, 10:19 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3358166' date='Dec 29 2010, 07:58 PM']There is way too much going on here for such a small deal.

If you wanna freak out over something, get this:

The cover art for Space Channel 5 is one of those...changy pictures. Tilt it and she dances![/quote]

My thoughts, exactly!
[/quote]

Did you just quote yourself here?? :blink:

Back on "topic" (between quote because it's a plog post actually).
In fact it's suspicious that she "doesn't know" whether she is or isn't... You either are or are not, there is no midterm.
"Hey monron, there are bis, you know?", yep, there are, but again, they are.

If someone asks you: "Are you gay?" you will either answer Yes or Not. If you say "I don't know" then you are (well, that's my thought).

But nice of you accepting it. I know a lot of people how are just disgusted about thisvery thought.
 
Guild McCommunist
[quote name='Arithmatics' post='3359039' date='Dec 30 2010, 09:25 AM']Ramona Flowers - I was just a little bi-curious.[/quote]

Well I'm bi-furious!
 
FusionDragon
I ame nowt thaat bade at grammor... i ave A++ ine ELA. and i don tink ima troll... you de ones hoo are bad at grammmor. Ima just ignore yall freeks. OKAY, back to subject. Monkat. go to the Woah!man i mean woman. and tell her you lover her and shez the only hoe for you and you picked her special out of all the other hoes. and then proceed to tell her a fake story of you best friend when growing up (a girl) and you found out she was lesbo. see how she reacts. next (jokingly) say. "yea, have you ever considered trying girls, hahaahh." if she laughs your prolly good. if she is silent for 3+ seconds then your in trouble.
 
ProtoKun7
Congratulations monkat, you've managed to turn a woman away from our entire gender.

Few people can manage that. :unsure:
 

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