I've never owned a home console

I just want to inform 'ya guys that I never owned a home console. Yes, I never owned a nintendo, or a playstation, or a xbox.
It begins with the fact that my parents are not very intelligent. When I was 6, my brother had a playstation. I always wanted to play, but my hands were way too small. I did play with his PS2 a bit when I got older, but then it broke and of course he threw it away instead of trying to make it work again. My parents at that time promised me a thousand times that they will get me a home console, but they didn't till this day.

When I was 7 they said:
"You are too young to play these games"

When I was 10 they said: "You are too old for these games"
I literally wtf'd whe they said so.

Its not like my family is poor or something, we are upper-middle class.
My parents bought my brother multiple macbooks (because he needs to keep up-to-date) and he has an iPhone 4 with 64gb's.
He did give me his old 32gb model for free, which was kinda cool..
Other than that, they never bought me a console, and my gameboys and DSi where given to me by my kind grandparents.
I still can play games on my PC, but it sucks. It has only 2gb's of RAM, I need to optimize a lot of shit in order to play minecraft without lag.
Oh, and my ping is 300ms, so no online for me. I do play TF2 sometimes, but only for about 3 minutes until my bandwidth goes crazy and turns off my connection..


So, thats my rant.

Can you guys tell me, am I a gamer, or not?
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sucks for you man. i am the opposite of you, i have too many systems. lol.

2x Wii
2x 360
1x ps3
1xdreamcast, ps2, xbox, ps1, sega genesis w segacd.

its really unnecessary to have all this, but most it i acquired cheap. the 2nd 360 was only $20 RRoD fixer and the 2nd wii was $50. other stuff i have collected over the years, xbox 1 was free, i hacked my sister-in-laws xbox and she gave me an extra she had. ps1 was given to me, my dad gave me segacd.

it sometimes becomes a burden when you have this much. but not enough and you yearn for it. its a tough balance.
 
Too many consoles, so little space. Nah, I sell them when I got a newer one.. Why ? There are emulators out there that save my space in the house. :)

Now I have:

First released of Wii console (Not the latest Wii console released)
2nd PS3 SLIM released (Not the latest one)
PSP 1001

Thats all.. I am not interesting in 3DS (due to poor games that didnt interested me just yet for other year or 2.)
 
I have a Wii, a PSP 2000, and a N64. I was planning to get a dreamcast, but meh. I think the Wii along the PSP will be the last consoles I'll be acquiring, too much consoles that rarely will get used will just waste room. Also, I'm older, so... time for a job! xD
 

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