One of my cleaners came into my office today telling me that one of the guests had left their belongings in the room and there was a white powder on the table as well.
So as part of the hotel policy and went in the room with him with gloves on (in case of dodgy dealings so I get no finger prints on anything), opened the bag up and fount the following.
McCoys BBQ Crisps...mmm.
Coconut oil...two guys were in that room and there was only one bed...no Cat Boy I don't have any video footage of their stay.
Some sort of electric weighing machine covered in white powder.
Lots of peddle bin bags.
20 bags with 30 pills in each...fuck.
£34,000 in £20 notes, real cash....mother fucker.
£5,000 in £5 notes, fake.
£429 in pound coins, fake.
Holy fuck right? BBQ crisps FTW! I was so tempted to just grab that bag...oh and the money and perhaps the drugs but didn't as you know I'm nice or something and I also didn't want the possibility of being cut up by some drug peddlers.
Anyway had to disable the door so the people couldn't get back in and phoned the police. Police said it wasn't important enough crime so will be there in an hour or so...so these guys have a substantial amount of drugs, flick knives and could be a risk to my staff and its no biggy to them...fuck sake.
Sent the cleaners home, we weren't fully booked so we didn't need the rooms. They can do them tomorrow to make up their hours.
Some guy came up to me at reception, said he wanted to extend his and his "mates" stay, turned out it was those guys in the room...think fast Mr Mosely...pretended that my system was down, guest wanted to go to their room but their card was broken so lied again and said I've got maintenance working on it and they could come back in an hour and it'll all be sorted. They sodded off and stood outside of the hotel so I had to ring the police up and told them to use the back entrance (no Cat Boy not that one) and use a unmarked car.
Police finally turned up...but so did one of the dealers, they clocked the police and ran! So I'm looking on my cameras at these dozy fat police officers chasing this pikey shit and the pikey trips over something...Mary's fucking rubbish. I am always telling that dozy bitch to not put that in the hallway to put it somewhere where no one can trip over it, turns out that is what saved the day as the coppers grabbed him and marched him out.
Can't use the room, police are dusting it tomorrow and I also have to get my cleaners to drop by the police station so they can have their finger prints taken as there is still one guy at large.
It was meant to be an easy day.
So as part of the hotel policy and went in the room with him with gloves on (in case of dodgy dealings so I get no finger prints on anything), opened the bag up and fount the following.
McCoys BBQ Crisps...mmm.
Coconut oil...two guys were in that room and there was only one bed...no Cat Boy I don't have any video footage of their stay.
Some sort of electric weighing machine covered in white powder.
Lots of peddle bin bags.
20 bags with 30 pills in each...fuck.
£34,000 in £20 notes, real cash....mother fucker.
£5,000 in £5 notes, fake.
£429 in pound coins, fake.
Holy fuck right? BBQ crisps FTW! I was so tempted to just grab that bag...oh and the money and perhaps the drugs but didn't as you know I'm nice or something and I also didn't want the possibility of being cut up by some drug peddlers.
Anyway had to disable the door so the people couldn't get back in and phoned the police. Police said it wasn't important enough crime so will be there in an hour or so...so these guys have a substantial amount of drugs, flick knives and could be a risk to my staff and its no biggy to them...fuck sake.
Sent the cleaners home, we weren't fully booked so we didn't need the rooms. They can do them tomorrow to make up their hours.
Some guy came up to me at reception, said he wanted to extend his and his "mates" stay, turned out it was those guys in the room...think fast Mr Mosely...pretended that my system was down, guest wanted to go to their room but their card was broken so lied again and said I've got maintenance working on it and they could come back in an hour and it'll all be sorted. They sodded off and stood outside of the hotel so I had to ring the police up and told them to use the back entrance (no Cat Boy not that one) and use a unmarked car.
Police finally turned up...but so did one of the dealers, they clocked the police and ran! So I'm looking on my cameras at these dozy fat police officers chasing this pikey shit and the pikey trips over something...Mary's fucking rubbish. I am always telling that dozy bitch to not put that in the hallway to put it somewhere where no one can trip over it, turns out that is what saved the day as the coppers grabbed him and marched him out.
Can't use the room, police are dusting it tomorrow and I also have to get my cleaners to drop by the police station so they can have their finger prints taken as there is still one guy at large.
It was meant to be an easy day.
