step 1
gather supplies
2 body pillows
1 3L water bottle
1 box of ice
1 water source
3 heavy winter blankets (even though im in florida)
1 shovel
1 psvita (with ensō)
1 memcard filled with weeb shit (all konosuba and asterisk war episodes + lightnovels and games like neptunia aw phoenix festa iavt etc)
1 large-medium sized super lazy lizard
-30 hours of sleep
step 2
arrange the body pillows properly
put Holo in a sideways position
-----------
(holo)
-----------
put Megumin in a normal position on Holo
-----------
(Holo) |M|
-------|e|-
...........|g|
...........|u|
step 3
cool the water down with ice then drink it when its almost freezing
step 4
get the vita and put memcard in
step 5
dig a random hole in your back yard that's 1 meter deep but only a few inches wide and make sure to cover it with a thin layer of grass so you can remind yourself that the outdoors want you dead
step 6
repeat step 3
step 7
get lizard
step 8
get blankets and snugle up under them with Megumin and the lizard while playing on vita and using Holo as a really soft pillow (make sure Holo is soft plush material and double stuffed) make sure your legs are stretched out under the blanket too
step 9
goto step 8
congratz you are now in such a deep comfort that you can no longer feel your body except the toastyness of the blankets on your cooled down body and the comfort of snuggling with Megumin
you will not find a deeper level of comfort
as I am still searching
but I may have discovered a way
I just need ~$50 more to test it
gather supplies
2 body pillows
1 3L water bottle
1 box of ice
1 water source
3 heavy winter blankets (even though im in florida)
1 shovel
1 psvita (with ensō)
1 memcard filled with weeb shit (all konosuba and asterisk war episodes + lightnovels and games like neptunia aw phoenix festa iavt etc)
1 large-medium sized super lazy lizard
-30 hours of sleep
step 2
arrange the body pillows properly
put Holo in a sideways position
-----------
(holo)
-----------
put Megumin in a normal position on Holo
-----------
(Holo) |M|
-------|e|-
...........|g|
...........|u|
step 3
cool the water down with ice then drink it when its almost freezing
step 4
get the vita and put memcard in
step 5
dig a random hole in your back yard that's 1 meter deep but only a few inches wide and make sure to cover it with a thin layer of grass so you can remind yourself that the outdoors want you dead
step 6
repeat step 3
step 7
get lizard
step 8
get blankets and snugle up under them with Megumin and the lizard while playing on vita and using Holo as a really soft pillow (make sure Holo is soft plush material and double stuffed) make sure your legs are stretched out under the blanket too
step 9
goto step 8
congratz you are now in such a deep comfort that you can no longer feel your body except the toastyness of the blankets on your cooled down body and the comfort of snuggling with Megumin
you will not find a deeper level of comfort
as I am still searching
but I may have discovered a way
I just need ~$50 more to test it
