Beer

So... I'm not a drinker. Though I do have the rare odd drink, I just don't drink a whole lot of alcohol. This year for example, my last drink was back in February.

Does that make me weird?! How often do you people drink?!

IF YOU'RE IN SCHOOL DON'T EVEN ANSWER BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY 2 POSSIBLE THINGS YOU COULD SAY

A) Never
B) Every weekend.

Unless you're a whore/slut, then the only thing you would say is "every day"

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_Chaz_
I don't think the terms "whore" and "slut" are the proper ones to use...
A better term would be "alcoholic".


I never drink, not because I'm underage (which I am), but because alcoholism runs in my family and I've seen what it can do.
 
mameks
[quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3329284' date='Dec 15 2010, 10:38 PM']IF YOU'RE IN SCHOOL DON'T EVEN ANSWER BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY 2 POSSIBLE THINGS YOU COULD SAY

A) Never
B) Every weekend.[/quote]
Actually, my reply is:
Occasionally, if it's a special occasion, or if we're having a meal that compliments the drink.
 
Harumy
No you're not weird :P
When i go out, i usually don't drink... Since my last birthday was a little... too much lol
And when i drink is just 1 cup of something that tastes good... beer is awful xD
 
ProtoKun7
Here the legal domestic drinking age is 5.

That being said, I don't drink much alcohol either. Sometimes.
 
The Pi
[quote name='shlong' post='3329309' date='Dec 15 2010, 09:53 PM'][quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3329284' date='Dec 15 2010, 10:38 PM']IF YOU'RE IN SCHOOL DON'T EVEN ANSWER BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY 2 POSSIBLE THINGS YOU COULD SAY

A) Never
B) Every weekend.[/quote]
Actually, my reply is:
Occasionally, if it's a special occasion, or if we're having a meal that compliments the drink.
[/quote]
This

and occasionally with friends but not as often as everyone else, I rarely get drunk since I'm quite a big guy and don't really drink that much when I do drink.

Most people drink for the sake of getting drunk which I don't see any point in.
 
Megane
I drink every time I'm in a bad/awkward situation.....

So I get drunk 2 or 3 times a week :P
 
431unknown
When I have alcohol in the house I'll drink a few( 2 or 3 drinks) every day Sunday thru Thursday after work. Usually on Friday and Saturday I'll get plastered ( about ten or more will do the trick). When I don't have it around tho I don't crave it so in my mind I don't consider myself an alcoholic, also I really only like getting really drunk in the fall/winter months of the year.
 
Thoob
If I'm out at a friend's house for a party or something, I'll drink. But I have no regular schedule, just whenever the opportunity comes up! :yay:
 
MarcusRaven
I never took a serious drink until my wife's 21st birthday. I was 23. Never been drunk, and the only thing I actually like is Smirnoff Ice (and its various spin-offs, except triple black). I can make a six pack of that last three months. Although I went through one in a week once. Only one a day, so even considering that I don't drink very often.
 
Hells Malice
I never drink, probably never will aside from the occasional small glass of wine on a holiday/at a wedding.
I have some very strong reasons as to why, but that'd take a while to explain.
 
Vulpes Abnocto
I drink whenever I have to deal with two or more people on GBAtemp being stupid and flaming one another....which reminds me, I probably need to go get aonther beer right now....
 
monkat
Very very rarely.

It's really expensive...

Especially when, as a fully independent, working adult (who can't drink and drive anyway), I would have to pay a proxy to buy it for me.
 
redact
[quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3329284' date='Dec 16 2010, 05:38 AM']Unless you're a whore/slut then the only thing you would say is "every day"[/quote]
so unless i drink everyday, i'm a whore?
what?
 
Law
[quote name='mercluke' post='3329576' date='Dec 16 2010, 12:44 AM'][quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3329284' date='Dec 16 2010, 05:38 AM']Unless you're a whore/slut then the only thing you would say is "every day"[/quote]
so unless i drink everyday, i'm a whore?
what?
[/quote]

I think what he's trying to say is that you're a whore/slut if you drink every day.
 
Hells Malice
[quote name='Law' post='3329584' date='Dec 16 2010, 01:48 AM'][quote name='mercluke' post='3329576' date='Dec 16 2010, 12:44 AM'][quote name='ShadowSoldier' post='3329284' date='Dec 16 2010, 05:38 AM']Unless you're a whore/slut then the only thing you would say is "every day"[/quote]
so unless i drink everyday, i'm a whore?
what?
[/quote]

I think what he's trying to say is that you're a whore/slut if you drink every day.
[/quote]

I think he's saying whores and sluts drink every day.
Not that, if you drink every day, you're a whore/slut.
 

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