an omegle conversation

You: hey
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: hi.are you in?
Stranger: ?
You: australia
Stranger: I am from china
You: cool
Stranger: nice to meet you.
You: u 2
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl?
You: boy
Stranger: sorry,my english is no good.
You: me either
You: me no speak americano
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: you are very interesting.
You: yeah i cant speak one word of english
Stranger: can i ask you some question?
You: sure
Stranger: how old are you?
You: sorry,
You: but i cant understand a word you'r saying
You: I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
Stranger: you age,i mean
Stranger: what language do you speak?
You: chinese
Stranger: can you ?
You: i am
Stranger: 你能说中文？
You: 你能说中文
Stranger: 你不是说你是澳大利亚的吗
Stranger: 我以为你不懂中文
You: 你不是说是澳大利你不懂中文？
Stranger: sorry.but what are you saying?
Stranger: why i can't understand?
You: cause you dont speak chinese
You: you can only speak english
Stranger: what language can you understand?
You: what?
You: what did you say?
You: sorry, i dont speak americano
Stranger: what language do you speak?
You: chinese
Stranger: but why can't you understand my chinese?
You: i can you cant understand MY chinese
Stranger: write some chinese for me,please.
You: ompaloompadiddilydoo
You: ihavesomebad fakechinese4u
Stranger: what is this? i dom
Stranger: don't think it's chinese.
You: well it is
Stranger: it is a joke for me?
You: ompa.loompa.diddily.doo.i.have.some.really.fake.chinese.4.u
You: 你不是说你是澳大利亚的吗
Stranger: it is MY word.
You: what?
You: me no speak americano
Stranger: i am really angry.
Stranger: don't give me some joke.
You: BOO!!!
You: muhahahahaha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me tell something to you.
You: do do do dodo
Stranger: you are a australian,right?
You: sorry, what?
You: me no speak americano
You: all australians live in sydney
You: did you know that?
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: so what?
You: ...........
You: ....................................
You: what?
You: sorry, but me no speak americano
Stranger: what is "americano"?
You: do do do doodo
Stranger: i am only know american or english
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Comments

G
hahaha he actually thinks all Australians live in sydney!
 
nutella
i love omegle. i always wait for them to say "where are you from" and then i reply "west philadelphia, born and raised"
 
Rydian
[quote name='nutella5600' post='2987803' date='Jul 17 2010, 08:24 AM']i love omegle. i always wait for them to say "where are you from" and then i reply "west philadelphia, born and raised"[/quote]<3

My best/worst conversation was when I started with "A wild Rydian appears!", and it was a chick (supposedly), and we decided to meet up in IMs for a pokemon-romance roleplay.
Then she never showed up. :( If it was a troll, it was successful.

That reminds me of that one time some chick online was being really friendly towards me, showing a sort of adoration. Then she offered to make me a sign. You know, one of those "I take a pic of myself holding a piece of paper that says something for you on it" things. I was like "Okay." Well, she sent me the sign. She was pretty. The sign said "fucking furries". I actually felt proud of myself that I was important enough for her to go through all that trouble when she could have just IMed me with that phrase in the first place. Wasted troll efforts there.
 
westarrr
omegle is funni...
Especially if they know you can understand them, but u fake it and they believe it...

its hard to find a good victim... that sux
 
ProtoKun7
Just now:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey are you
A) not horny male
B) horny male
C) horny male (looking for other males)
D) not horny female
E) horny female
F) horny female (looking for other females)
You: GET TO DA CHOPPA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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:mellow:
 
Fat D
[quote name='Rydian' post='2988249' date='Jul 17 2010, 06:50 PM'][quote name='nutella5600' post='2987803' date='Jul 17 2010, 08:24 AM']i love omegle. i always wait for them to say "where are you from" and then i reply "west philadelphia, born and raised"[/quote]<3

My best/worst conversation was when I started with "A wild Rydian appears!", and it was a chick (supposedly), and we decided to meet up in IMs for a pokemon-romance roleplay.
Then she never showed up. :( If it was a troll, it was successful.

That reminds me of that one time some chick online was being really friendly towards me, showing a sort of adoration. Then she offered to make me a sign. You know, one of those "I take a pic of myself holding a piece of paper that says something for you on it" things. I was like "Okay." Well, she sent me the sign. She was pretty. The sign said "fucking furries". I actually felt proud of myself that I was important enough for her to go through all that trouble when she could have just IMed me with that phrase in the first place. Wasted troll efforts there.
[/quote]
Maybe you were supposed to take it literally.
 
Rydian
[quote name='Fat D' post='2988340' date='Jul 17 2010, 01:46 PM']Maybe you were supposed to take it literally.[/quote]A furry, have sex with a pretty girl?

Criminally insane, you are.
 
Rydian
[quote name='Raika' post='2988351' date='Jul 17 2010, 01:50 PM']
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D:[/quote]I'd hit it.
You know, if my genitals couldn't be electrocuted.
 
pitman
[quote name='emigre' post='2990020' date='Jul 18 2010, 04:01 PM']
omeglec.png
[/quote]

Perfect match :rofl:
 
G
Stranger: hey
You: You wanna play tf2 bro?
Stranger: Not now
You: oh thats good
You: I've gotta finish making some cakes
Stranger: Hmm, asl?
You: m 16 england
You: you?
Disconnected.
Lol.
I guess he thought I was a girl cause I was baking cakes.
 
The Pi
You: fuck off you perv
Stranger: what
Stranger: im not pervert
Stranger: im just horny
Stranger: are you horny
Stranger: hy
Stranger: babes

:lol:
 
juggernaut911
saw a 4chan thread where this guy was trollin people with a zalgo'd bawksy pic and spamming "You're going to die" in slight zalgo and then a bunch of random heavy zalgo. the people were like "oh shit what?!"

priceless faces
 

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