OMFG I HATE FLIES (Viewer Discretion Advised)

Flyswatter + Momentum = Peace

Spray your body with bug spray then when he lands on you and dies the jokes on him! And all you have to do is go to the hospital for minor sickness. You win.

I have the same ploblem your not alone

I got pissed off and conbined deodorant and a lighter killed a lot of the bastards but now i've ran out of deodorant

Well just five minutes ago, I had a glass of ice in front of my computer. I went to play a bit of KH2FM+ and then came back and noticed a fly had landed into my glass of now melted ice. Like 2 minutes later I noticed that it was flooding my desk and so I quickly picked it up and accidentally took a sip... o.O

maybe make it lure into a trap?

hairspray + lighter = flamethrower.

Because the only thing more satisfying than killing a fly (or other bug) is overkilling it.

Hold your mouth open for a while. The fly will fly in. Close your mouth. Eat the fly.

[quote name='Overlord Nadrian' post='2936512' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:06 PM']Hold your mouth open for a while. The fly will fly in. Close your mouth. Eat the fly.[/quote]

No no no.

Then she'd have to swallow a spider to catch the fly.

(.....and perhaps she'd die)

Mosquitoes are worse....I cant go outside in the afternoon like after 6PM because mosquitoes are outside there......My dad used a bug spray outside our door, and the next day we have a lot of dead mosquitoes on the floor I thought it was dirt but it was mosquitoes. I think my day killed 0.01% of mosquitoes in my country

I went to the US and bought this neat electric flyswatter. It looks like a miniature tennis racket, but when you swat a fly, it electrocutes them. Sometimes you can hear a popping sound when it instantly roasts, almost like a critical hit.

It's really cool get one at a nearby Harbor Freight tools, along with a pair of those fat batteries.

[quote name='Cablephish' post='2936564' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:21 PM']I went to the US and bought this neat electric flyswatter. It looks like a miniature tennis racket, but when you swat a fly, it electrocutes them. Sometimes you can hear a popping sound when it instantly roasts, almost like a critical hit.

It's really cool get one at a nearby Harbor Freight tools, along with a pair of those fat batteries.[/quote]
lol, I have one of these. They're so awesome.

Meh, for me it's Bees, Wasps, Hornets...


Actually maybe just Wasps and Hornets. I do not mind Bumble Bees as it seems they are rarely interested in humans, however it seems like wasps and hornets just attack people for no reason.

[quote name='Utsuho Reiuji' post='2936590' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:30 PM']Meh, for me it's Bees, Wasps, Hornets...


Actually maybe just Wasps and Hornets. I do not mind Bumble Bees as it seems they are rarely interested in humans, however it seems like wasps and hornets just attack people for no reason.[/quote]


This is true.

[quote name='_Chaz_' post='2936593' date='Jun 23 2010, 05:32 PM'][quote name='Utsuho Reiuji' post='2936590' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:30 PM']Meh, for me it's Bees, Wasps, Hornets...


Actually maybe just Wasps and Hornets. I do not mind Bumble Bees as it seems they are rarely interested in humans, however it seems like wasps and hornets just attack people for no reason.[/quote]


This is true.
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Thanks dude...you made me laugh so hard I sprayed Coca-Cola Zero out of my nose..

[quote name='tails100' post='2936520' date='Jun 23 2010, 05:08 PM']Mosquitoes are worse....I cant go outside in the afternoon like after 6PM because mosquitoes are outside there......My dad used a bug spray outside our door, and the next day we have a lot of dead mosquitoes on the floor I thought it was dirt but it was mosquitoes. I think my day killed 0.01% of mosquitoes in my country [/quote]How can mosquitoes be possibly worse? They're easy to swat/kill, they don't invade you in your own home, and they only thrive in areas with much open water.

[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='2936514' date='Jun 23 2010, 05:07 PM'][quote name='Overlord Nadrian' post='2936512' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:06 PM']Hold your mouth open for a while. The fly will fly in. Close your mouth. Eat the fly.[/quote]

No no no.

Then she'd have to swallow a spider to catch the fly.

(.....and perhaps she'd die)
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I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you Mod... >:[

Trying to silence me are you?!

D:

Hey now!
All I suggested was fun with flamethrowers!

[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='2936663' date='Jun 24 2010, 12:53 AM'] D:

Hey now!
All I suggested was fun with flamethrowers![/quote]

I suggested before you but I never used the word "flamethrower"

Edit: spelling

[quote name='tails100' post='2936520' date='Jun 23 2010, 03:08 PM']Mosquitoes are worse....I cant go outside in the afternoon like after 6PM because mosquitoes are outside there......My dad used a bug spray outside our door, and the next day we have a lot of dead mosquitoes on the floor I thought it was dirt but it was mosquitoes. I think my day killed 0.01% of mosquitoes in my country [/quote]

mosquitos are easier to kill though

[quote name='The Pi' post='2936668' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:56 PM']I suggested before you but I never used the word "flamethrower" [/quote]


Would you believe that I completely overlooked that?
I'd read the original post, and skimmed over the rest.

...but it really is fun!
No better weapon against wasps...until you catch the surroundings on fire...

^ I agree so fun