OMFG I HATE FLIES (Viewer Discretion Advised)

This reminds me of a time me and my friend were eating at a park. I tried to crush a wasp in my hand, and it stung me.

I know, it was a stupid idea.

[quote name='Cablephish' post='2936564' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:21 PM']I went to the US and bought this neat electric flyswatter. It looks like a miniature tennis racket, but when you swat a fly, it electrocutes them. Sometimes you can hear a popping sound when it instantly roasts, almost like a critical hit.

It's really cool get one at a nearby Harbor Freight tools, along with a pair of those fat batteries.[/quote]
I have one of those, and it feels SO good to get rid of an annoying fly... or your pesky friends.

[quote name='_Chaz_' post='2936593' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:32 PM'][quote name='Utsuho Reiuji' post='2936590' date='Jun 23 2010, 07:30 PM']Meh, for me it's Bees, Wasps, Hornets...


Actually maybe just Wasps and Hornets. I do not mind Bumble Bees as it seems they are rarely interested in humans, however it seems like wasps and hornets just attack people for no reason.[/quote]


This is true.
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Well, I'm just glad I have the speed and skill to catch them by hand.

I've got a way to kill em.
So you've gotta turn ALL the lights off.
(So that it's extremely dark in the room)
Then turn on one somewhat small light.
Like a desk lamp or something.
Point it at a table.
Wait.
Attack.
Works every time with every bug.
Though I live in my basement, and I'm able to get the room dark enough so the bug only wants to go to that one spot, if you've got natural light, you may be effed in the a.

there is only one fly that pisses me off is the fat fly way fatter than the other ones the only way you can kill it is spraying it 10 times with a bug spray or getting a scary movie cover and hit it with it (seriously it did it , it works , im not lying)

Flies are so friggin irritating. and all the germs they spread. ugh

Flies are such anoying pieces of shit!

Lololol fly wants to leave but can't figure it out.
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I hate the big beasty flies that sound like bees D:[quote name='DeadLocked' post='2937772' date='Jun 24 2010, 02:35 PM']Lololol fly wants to leave but can't figure it out.[/quote]lmao.

just be lucky you dont have fruit flies
ive had them since may. i THOUGHT they and their offspring finally died off this week, but they came back. ugh. they are everywhere. they just keep coming back.

beer traps dont work. wine traps don't. vinegar traps either. they just keep coming back

[quote name='MFDC12' post='2939147' date='Jun 25 2010, 01:01 AM']just be lucky you dont have fruit flies
ive had them since may. i THOUGHT they and their offspring finally died off this week, but they came back. ugh. they are everywhere. they just keep coming back.

beer traps dont work. wine traps don't. vinegar traps either. they just keep coming back [/quote]
Let some fruit rot a little, the flies get easily attracted by it. Then, one moment, just take some pesticide (unhealthy but whatever) and spray it on the fruit and the flies surrounding it. Problem solved.

[quote name='anaxs' post='2936707' date='Jun 24 2010, 10:10 AM'][quote name='tails100' post='2936520' date='Jun 23 2010, 03:08 PM']Mosquitoes are worse....I cant go outside in the afternoon like after 6PM because mosquitoes are outside there......My dad used a bug spray outside our door, and the next day we have a lot of dead mosquitoes on the floor I thought it was dirt but it was mosquitoes. I think my day killed 0.01% of mosquitoes in my country [/quote]

mosquitos are easier to kill though
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Seriously the mosquitoes here are crazy....To fast.....To much.....To gay.....There is one right now in my room but I cant find it.......We never leave the door in my house open, if you leave it open for a minute you get 20 fking mosquitoes, to much.........WHERE I FKING LIVE!

There in my house so fucken annoying. Wonder who the hell let them in.! or let the door open.. So pissed

i hate flies too but old school rock you yos need to put water in a ziplot bag and put it near the door and they are so stupid than they believe than the water gona get out but the animal than rlly freak me out are the lizards when i capture one i burn it up i even put alchol on it i now i am bad but i just hate them

[quote name='Overlord Nadrian' post='2939164' date='Jun 24 2010, 06:14 PM'][quote name='MFDC12' post='2939147' date='Jun 25 2010, 01:01 AM']just be lucky you dont have fruit flies
ive had them since may. i THOUGHT they and their offspring finally died off this week, but they came back. ugh. they are everywhere. they just keep coming back.

beer traps dont work. wine traps don't. vinegar traps either. they just keep coming back [/quote]
Let some fruit rot a little, the flies get easily attracted by it. Then, one moment, just take some pesticide (unhealthy but whatever) and spray it on the fruit and the flies surrounding it. Problem solved.
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unfortunately any time ive tried that in the past, it always failed. i have some fruit flied tapped in a bowl with some old cherry pits (they are inside it and havent gone out from a paper plate thats covering it) that im about to let loose outside

[quote name='moon_wolf' post='2939259' date='Jun 24 2010, 06:11 PM']i hate flies too but old school rock you yos need to put water in a ziplot bag and put it near the door and they are so stupid than they believe than the water gona get out but the animal than rlly freak me out are the lizards when i capture one i burn it up i even put alchol on it i now i am bad but i just hate them[/quote]D: poor poor lizards... i <3 lizards.

Anyways:
Yeah, I hate flies. I got one of those electric fly swatters, but me and my brother managed to kill one with a lighter. Although it's more fun killing ant colonies with matches.

There's a tiny little fucking fly in my room right now and no matter how many times I've smashed it keeps coming back the stupid irritating little fucker LEAVE ME ALONE