My Evil Planâ„¢

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the white house. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

[quote name='Hatsu' post='2566097' date='Jan 29 2010, 04:51 PM']stuff[/quote]
Seems to me you could skip straight to stage three.

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Purity

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must destroy a religious leader that is not the Pope. This will cause the world to jump up and become frantic, disturbed by your arrival. Who is this man? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good on a poster?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Vatican. This will all be done from a corporate office building, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will begin converting, as countless hordes of Catholic military soldiers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unveil to the world the way to God, bringing an end to all infidels. Your name shall become synonymous with religion, and no man will ever dare question your beliefs. Everyone will bow before the purity you have brought, and the world will have no choice but to outcast the non-believers.

[quote name='BeatriceTheGolden' post='2566181' date='Jan 30 2010, 09:31 AM']Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Purity

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must destroy a religious leader that is not the Pope. This will cause the world to jump up and become frantic, disturbed by your arrival. Who is this man? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good on a poster?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Vatican. This will all be done from a corporate office building, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will begin converting, as countless hordes of Catholic military soldiers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unveil to the world the way to God, bringing an end to all infidels. Your name shall become synonymous with religion, and no man will ever dare question your beliefs. Everyone will bow before the purity you have brought, and the world will have no choice but to outcast the non-believers.[/quote]

OH HAI SCUBERSTEVE

Even more simple

become fat and sit on someone.

[quote name='zuron7' post='2566810' date='Jan 30 2010, 07:23 PM']Even more simple

become fat and sit on someone.[/quote]
So sinister!

[quote name='zuron7' post='2566810' date='Jan 30 2010, 10:23 PM']Even more simple

become fat and sit on someone.[/quote]
Where have i heard that before

my plan would be get an army of ninjas to RAPE the world

[quote name='Emoskater' post='2566832' date='Jan 30 2010, 07:32 PM']my plan would be get an army of ninjas to RAPE the world [/quote]

[quote name='Hatsu' post='2566833' date='Jan 30 2010, 09:03 PM'][quote name='Emoskater' post='2566832' date='Jan 30 2010, 07:32 PM']my plan would be get an army of ninjas to RAPE the world [/quote]



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roflpenis

XD

Your objective is simple: Ban Hatsu.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Peace

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first report Hatsu or wait for his warn to get to 100%

Stage Two

Next, you must wait until he has gone for evar.

Stage Three

Profit.

[quote name='deanxxczx' post='2567078' date='Jan 30 2010, 04:35 PM']Your objective is simple: Ban Hatsu.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Peace

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first report Hatsu or wait for his warn to get to 100%

Stage Two

Next, you must wait until he has gone for evar.

Stage Three

Profit.[/quote]

Fuck you, I was gonna write a similar thing! DAMN YOU DEAN! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

@OP: I don't get it.

[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='2567082' date='Jan 30 2010, 04:37 PM'][quote name='deanxxczx' post='2567078' date='Jan 30 2010, 04:35 PM']Your objective is simple: Ban Hatsu.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Peace

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first report Hatsu or wait for his warn to get to 100%

Stage Two

Next, you must wait until he has gone for evar.

Stage Three

Profit.[/quote]

Fuck you, I was gonna write a similar thing! DAMN YOU DEAN! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

@OP: I don't get it.
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http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

You fill out the boxes and will then be presented with an evil plan.

I made mine up :/
Oh well, as a Golden Witch, I can do ANYTHING!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wall street executive. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize new york. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the white house. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.