At first you could call in your order. Fuck that, I don't want to even talk to the people making my food.
Then ordering online was the crazy new thing. Fuck that, it's too much work to turn my computer on.
After that there was ordering on the app on your phone. Fuck that, I ain't got time to go through menus.
But FINALLY, an option for me: texting in my order! Or, if I'm a social media sucker, there's Tweeting my order! Now my legion of followers can indulge themselves in my sad, mundane task of ordering fast-food pizza via text string.
Oh, but you think that's too hard still?
How about setting up a raspberry pi to send a tweet with a button, so you can order your pizza with a single press of your finger? Yeah, fuck that, too much work.
Then ordering online was the crazy new thing. Fuck that, it's too much work to turn my computer on.
After that there was ordering on the app on your phone. Fuck that, I ain't got time to go through menus.
But FINALLY, an option for me: texting in my order! Or, if I'm a social media sucker, there's Tweeting my order! Now my legion of followers can indulge themselves in my sad, mundane task of ordering fast-food pizza via text string.
Oh, but you think that's too hard still?
How about setting up a raspberry pi to send a tweet with a button, so you can order your pizza with a single press of your finger? Yeah, fuck that, too much work.
