[APRIL FOOLS] [Automated Blog] Death

Hello, this is an automated blog I have set to go up on my death. This message was last updated on [1/8/18]. The cause of death was due to [Kidney Poisoning]. I would like to thank everyone who has made my life better since the day I have passed.

Thank you for your time.
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Noctosphere
@blujay yea, I'm a moderator on a warcraft 3 clan
and things like "Go kill yourself" or "Die son of a bitch", well, its just nono
I almost auto ban when I see such thing, but usually, a warning is just fine
As for you, blujay, you should ask a moderator to lift your warning point
I got one removed recently after less than 6 month, so 2 years...
 
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@Noctosphere I have had warnings removed before. However, this one was still there when they removed the other one, so they likely skipped this one for a reason to say the least. And if you remember that, it is where this came from:
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Vieela
Plot twist: The death is real, but who really died was the bot that sent the message. Dionicio set up a last-moment system to send a blog for the bot's last few minutes of life. The kidney poisoning part is just a way to say it has probably gotten malware.
 
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JellyPerson
Signs and symptoms of acute kidney failure may include:
  • Decreased urine output, although occasionally urine output remains normal.
  • Fluid retention, causing swelling in your legs, ankles or feet.
  • Drowsiness.
  • Shortness of breath.
  • Fatigue.
  • Confusion.
  • Nausea.
  • Seizures or coma in severe cases.

    Nephrotoxicity is one of the most common kidney problems and occurs when your body is exposed to a drug or toxin that causes damage to your kidneys. When kidney damage occurs, you are unable to rid your body of excess urine, and wastes.

    Your kidneys could be damaged if you take large amounts of over-the-counter medications, such as aspirin, naproxen and ibuprofen. None of these medicines should be taken daily or regularly without first talking to your healthcare provider.


 
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Noctosphere
yea id like to know too, hes still suspended lol
If it really wasnt a joke, the blog would have been removed i guess, no?
 
Noctosphere
@GalladeGuy We all know that, but look at his status, hes still suspended
thats why we are questionning
 
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@Noctosphere @lcie nimbus
He changed his location to Hell 13 minutes after this blog was posted. An automated program wouldn't have taken 13 minutes. A human that gets an idea 12 minutes after posting a blog would take 13 minutes.
 
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Jacklack3
Guys I think Dio is going through a phase, it all makes sense.

He pretended to die, and set his location to hell! Then he got suspended for doing something bad!

Another case solved yet again by Detective Jack. B-)
 
Dionicio3
@Jacklack3 you forgot the part where it was April 1st and my suspension was requested
 

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