My friend texted me and said an old fraternity brother was visiting, and asked if I wanted to come over to his place. I get to my friend's place and I meet his old frat bro. His name is Ben. Seems like a nice enough guy. He suggests we go to the gay bar for a drag show.
Now I wasn't too interested in going to a drag show, but I thought I would be a good sport and off we went.
We get there, and apparently it was a "kink" show, the drag show was last week. We already paid $5 to get in so we stick around. What followed was one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
The show started out with BDSM. On stage a woman stood in leather shorts and a leather bra. An obese man wearing a monk outfit handcuffed her arms to a pole, and began whacking her with a stick. While this obese man is whacking this poor woman, an equally obese woman gets on the microphone and starts asking for donations. People donate a lot, and the guy that donated the most gets to choose how many times the cuffed girl gets whipped on the vagina.
The guy (who donated $35) spins a wheel, and it lands on 16. The obese man gets really happy and starts whipping the girl. His aim is good. The cuffed girl is smiling the whole time - but there are welts all over her. The bar is going wild with applause.
After a few more minutes the BDSM show is over, and the awful obese woman gets back on the mic and says "Now you're all in for a treat" - signalling that the next show featured a food kink.
A woman wearing only a thong and stickers on her breasts walks out with a cake, and starts twerking right above it. Now she was very attractive, but all I could think about was how she was about to ruin a cake and her butt. A moment later she twerks her butt into the cake. Everyone is going wild with excitement. She starts throwing cake into the audience and rubbing it all over her body.
At this point I'm starting to think the human race is very pathetic. And also how this woman's bald head kind of makes her look like 11 from stranger things.
She leaves the stage, and the obese man in the monk costume walks back on stage. I thought it was time for another bland BDSM segment, but it turns out this next segment was Ball hitting fetish.
A tall burly man (at least 6'2") walks on stage, and tears his outfit off in one movement. Underneath he was only wearing a golden speedo. Weird industrial music started playing - the burly man grabs a horizontal pole from the ceiling to keep himself still. At this point the obese man starts twirling around and whipping the burly man in the testicles. The crowd is loving it and throwing money on the stage. This went on for 5 minutes. It was VERY painful to watch. Near the end the obese man started sucking the burly man's right nipple.
The two walk off stage making out.
Next a woman walked onto the stage wearing pajamas and holding a 5 foot tall teddy bear. I'm pretty confused at this point and wondering what's going to happen next. Barbie girl starts playing from the sound system, and this woman starts twerking on the teddy bear. She rips her pajama pants off, and I have to admit she had a very nice butt. However, I was pretty conflicted about whether or not enjoying this made me a pervert.
The music skips, and this girl pulls out a knife and begins to stab the teddy bear. It's as this point I realized this was Murder teddy bear kink - which let it be known I did not even know existed. Fluff is flying all over the room and this woman starts decapitating the teddy bear. She tears off her pajama shirt and underneath all that remains is her breasts with stickers over the nipples.
At this point she places the decapitated teddy bear head on her own head, and begins to jump up and down - her breasts are swinging wildly. All I could think about was how the furries on this site would have loved this segment.
The show went by very quickly - after the teddy bear girl runs backstage - the obese lady announces that the performance is over.
All of the performers dance back on stage to bow. Butt cake girl had managed to wipe all of the cake off in her time backstage.
I turn to my friend and his frat bro, who are very drunk at this point, and suggest we go home. I drive them back (because I don't drink - so I was sober through all of this), and reflect on my life.
I learned two things about myself. I'm not into cake-butt fetish, and don't go to gay bars.
Now I wasn't too interested in going to a drag show, but I thought I would be a good sport and off we went.
We get there, and apparently it was a "kink" show, the drag show was last week. We already paid $5 to get in so we stick around. What followed was one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
The show started out with BDSM. On stage a woman stood in leather shorts and a leather bra. An obese man wearing a monk outfit handcuffed her arms to a pole, and began whacking her with a stick. While this obese man is whacking this poor woman, an equally obese woman gets on the microphone and starts asking for donations. People donate a lot, and the guy that donated the most gets to choose how many times the cuffed girl gets whipped on the vagina.
The guy (who donated $35) spins a wheel, and it lands on 16. The obese man gets really happy and starts whipping the girl. His aim is good. The cuffed girl is smiling the whole time - but there are welts all over her. The bar is going wild with applause.
After a few more minutes the BDSM show is over, and the awful obese woman gets back on the mic and says "Now you're all in for a treat" - signalling that the next show featured a food kink.
A woman wearing only a thong and stickers on her breasts walks out with a cake, and starts twerking right above it. Now she was very attractive, but all I could think about was how she was about to ruin a cake and her butt. A moment later she twerks her butt into the cake. Everyone is going wild with excitement. She starts throwing cake into the audience and rubbing it all over her body.
At this point I'm starting to think the human race is very pathetic. And also how this woman's bald head kind of makes her look like 11 from stranger things.
She leaves the stage, and the obese man in the monk costume walks back on stage. I thought it was time for another bland BDSM segment, but it turns out this next segment was Ball hitting fetish.
A tall burly man (at least 6'2") walks on stage, and tears his outfit off in one movement. Underneath he was only wearing a golden speedo. Weird industrial music started playing - the burly man grabs a horizontal pole from the ceiling to keep himself still. At this point the obese man starts twirling around and whipping the burly man in the testicles. The crowd is loving it and throwing money on the stage. This went on for 5 minutes. It was VERY painful to watch. Near the end the obese man started sucking the burly man's right nipple.
The two walk off stage making out.
Next a woman walked onto the stage wearing pajamas and holding a 5 foot tall teddy bear. I'm pretty confused at this point and wondering what's going to happen next. Barbie girl starts playing from the sound system, and this woman starts twerking on the teddy bear. She rips her pajama pants off, and I have to admit she had a very nice butt. However, I was pretty conflicted about whether or not enjoying this made me a pervert.
The music skips, and this girl pulls out a knife and begins to stab the teddy bear. It's as this point I realized this was Murder teddy bear kink - which let it be known I did not even know existed. Fluff is flying all over the room and this woman starts decapitating the teddy bear. She tears off her pajama shirt and underneath all that remains is her breasts with stickers over the nipples.
At this point she places the decapitated teddy bear head on her own head, and begins to jump up and down - her breasts are swinging wildly. All I could think about was how the furries on this site would have loved this segment.
The show went by very quickly - after the teddy bear girl runs backstage - the obese lady announces that the performance is over.
All of the performers dance back on stage to bow. Butt cake girl had managed to wipe all of the cake off in her time backstage.
I turn to my friend and his frat bro, who are very drunk at this point, and suggest we go home. I drive them back (because I don't drink - so I was sober through all of this), and reflect on my life.
I learned two things about myself. I'm not into cake-butt fetish, and don't go to gay bars.
