You chose the wrong day, wanker

There's this tall, slightly muscular guy in my class who loves to bully me in small but irritating ways.
Today, I was going to leave the classroom, but he stood in my way. He didn't say anything, just stood sideways, just blocking the way. When I tried to go around him, he corrected himself just enough to be in my way again. He let other people through, but me. I even tried going through when someone else was, but he blocked my way just in time.
What he didn't know is that I was having a bad day. I had to go in sick, because I was absent too much. My stomach hurt like hell. I couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed him around the waist, spun him (he was surprisingly light), and...

So long-a Bowser!
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"And that's the story of how I got suspended for 3 days"
 
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it makes me remember when i was younger, how i got hitted by people older and bigger than me, and they convinced my mom i was getting in trouble with them saying shit to them
 
Thought you were going end it by throwing up on him.

I remember this one guy named Spencer in high school who would bully and tease me. He was actually pretty scrawny and I was big kid (still big today, but now it's not simply fat). Lasted from Freshman to Junior year, but in Senior year, his attitude changed. He stopped bullying me, and I think he even apologized, though that wouldn't have made up for all those other years. At least he stopped bugging me so I felt better.
 
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be glad i watched everybody hates chris and i know the name is a reference to this old series, because i wouldn't know cuz i never watched Raymond, and even if i watched, the name was changed in my country
 
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@DiscostewSM MAN that was such a good show. Gonna have to go rewatch that.
 

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