You chose the wrong day, wanker

There's this tall, slightly muscular guy in my class who loves to bully me in small but irritating ways.
Today, I was going to leave the classroom, but he stood in my way. He didn't say anything, just stood sideways, just blocking the way. When I tried to go around him, he corrected himself just enough to be in my way again. He let other people through, but me. I even tried going through when someone else was, but he blocked my way just in time.
What he didn't know is that I was having a bad day. I had to go in sick, because I was absent too much. My stomach hurt like hell. I couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed him around the waist, spun him (he was surprisingly light), and...

So long-a Bowser!
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V
"And that's the story of how I got suspended for 3 days"
 
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BlueFox gui
it makes me remember when i was younger, how i got hitted by people older and bigger than me, and they convinced my mom i was getting in trouble with them saying shit to them
 
DiscostewSM
Thought you were going end it by throwing up on him.

I remember this one guy named Spencer in high school who would bully and tease me. He was actually pretty scrawny and I was big kid (still big today, but now it's not simply fat). Lasted from Freshman to Junior year, but in Senior year, his attitude changed. He stopped bullying me, and I think he even apologized, though that wouldn't have made up for all those other years. At least he stopped bugging me so I felt better.
 
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BlueFox gui
be glad i watched everybody hates chris and i know the name is a reference to this old series, because i wouldn't know cuz i never watched Raymond, and even if i watched, the name was changed in my country
 
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@DiscostewSM MAN that was such a good show. Gonna have to go rewatch that.
 

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    True, but still, if I knew was gonna be that much, would have made myself. But it does look nice with name on it and all that jazz. Mine would of been plain, with hard candy sprinkles.
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