My mom thinks I'm gay but I am not

"My gay friend sent me this link and told me it was a new video game trailer"

Gay rickroll.

I get you.

I bunch of people have a lot of assumptions about me.

Only advice I could give is tell the truth. You're not gay? Good, just say it.

Just tell her that it's not gay if the balls don't touch.

i second that! worked for me

Bring some girl to house next time.

You could also bring a trap. Traps aren't gay.

Maybe she's trying to tell you something.

Watch straight porn and let your mom catch you.

just let her forget it... and forget that as well lol...

Does she give two fucks about which?
Put straight porn on one monitor 24/7 problem solved

a few months ago my mom started questioning me about that after I had said I don't really want a girlfriend. the reality was its just too much work.

There's no point in explaining. If you're not gay then she'll realise that eventually.

Wanna trade moms?

guys, watching straight porn i gayish...
i mean.. there is the dude in there.... do you enjoy his hairy ass, orgasm face or his moaning? ewww

@migles There is lesbian porn for straight you know

@migles Lesbian Porn then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not gay. But this is the best video animation I've seen on youtube.

My family though i was gay but in reality i was asexual

Now I'm heterosexual but extremely picky, and that's an euphemism

Tc when you watch this kind oh stream u should keep open porn too, when ur mom walks in immediately switched to porn cauz it's more EASIER to explain.

"i mean.. there is the dude in there.... do you enjoy his hairy ass, orgasm face or his moaning? ewww"
It has been said that the key to good porn (for straight males) is you never want to see the dude's face.

Anyway. Are you in one of those ultra religious households that has a true dislike of such things? I imagine you would have led with that but having a mother that thinks a kiss means something and shuts down any conversation is something I wish to pick up on. If you don't have that particular horror to deal with then do nothing active seems like a sound policy*. If you do have that horror or a slightly lesser version of it then more nuance may be called for, sorry it is happening to you.

*then in 10 years she can say "remember that time I thought you were gay" and you can laugh and reply with "yeah that was funny, it was actually part of my becoming a serial killer".

If you are up for having some fun "I'm not gay, I'm bisexual", preferably at a really awkward time for her.