best omegle troll i ever did

This is how it went:
You: What do you want for free? I am a billionaire!
You: for real!
Stranger: a iPod touch 5th generation
You: nah I will give you a Nexus 5. My products work on android better
Stranger: yes but what company
You: Google Nexus 5 ( I own Oracle)
You: *YOUTUBE WAS HERE*
Stranger: or do u have the HTC one
You: HTC One is great phone too
You: nexus 5 vs ipod 5 here: *youtube was here*
Stranger: ok
You: What else? A mansion?
Stranger: a galaxy s4
You: ok not a note 3
You: /
Stranger: a Samsung note 3
You: /
You: sry i suck at typing
You: Ok I will get you all these things
Stranger: how will u send them to me
You: what country do you live?
Stranger: Michigan
You: Michigan is in the US. address?
Stranger: *snip* (he/she pu address here)
You: wait 1min
You: ok just sent order will come to you on jan 25th
You: on 28th
Stranger: are u serious or are u scamming me
You: serious
You: look me up on wikipedia
Stranger: whats ur wikepidia name
You: i am larry ellison
Stranger: ok I will
Stranger: what other good phones do u have
You: I have LG G2, Nexus 4, GS3, and iPhone 5, 5C, and 5S.
Stranger: iPhone 5c 5s and the lg g2 please
You: just sent
Stranger: k
Stranger: where do u live at
Stranger: can u prove to me that you are the owner or no
You: I live in Woodside, CA
Stranger: what other phones do u have
You: I have unreleased phone like the Samsung Galaxy S5 (coming this Jan or Feb)
You: it's awesome
Stranger: nah what else
You: sony xperia z, z1, and z ultra, also I have PS4, Xbox One, and Wii U
Stranger: what else do u have
You: what else do you want?
Stranger: I think I got everything I need what color 5c am I getting
You: all colors
Stranger: can I get green
You: ok
Stranger: thank u so much when will it all be here
You: around jan 24-31
Stranger: ok thank u and can u prove to me that you are a rich person or no
You: i am serious!!!!
Stranger: thanks for the phones ttyl
You: bye
Stranger: can u put my name atreyu on them or no
You: only on the iphones
Stranger: ok thank u
You: bye
You: i will send a proffessional so they will put your name on it
Stranger: are we done now or no
Stranger: ok thank u
Stranger: where will the profesional be coming to
You: where do you want him to come to?
Stranger: its good I dont need my name on it now
You: ok
Stranger: thanks for the phones are we done talking now or no
You: bye

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So, um, is the guy going to get his green phone with atreyu on it? Otherwise, it is an epic troll.
 

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