Blog entries by EpikJimmer

Since my game came out 1 week ago, i've been trying to post as many youtube shorts/ tiktok reels or whatever the fuck people like. They do get SOME views but it's nowhere near enough. The game has 91 wishlists since the steam page first came out 1 month ago, and 6 copies since i released it a...
I DID make an itch.io page last year but, I'm gonna be honest I regret it. I eventually got some money so I can pay for that godforsaken steam fee (100$ istg), and now I'm releasing a newer version with more levels and achievements and a SHIT ton of bug fixes and improvements. Here it is if...
I'm not sure if advertising like this is strictly prohibted, but my friend ChrisRLillo just released his newest song called T2K, and it's great, but it's not picking up much views. In general, he makes really good music and his videos are kind of struggling with views and all ts. If y'all could...
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Yeah I know it's the Low Profile one, but still it's MIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES better than the stinky ass GT 1030 I had previously. Sadly I don't have much time to test all my games with this thing cus, haha, work momento. But still, pretty cool buy, got it for like 170$ on black friday. Idk if it...
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yupeee....................................................
DELTARUNE TOMMOROW BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Last time I posted on this blog was, like, June 2024? One year ago? Yeah, a lot happened since then. Mostly irl stuff but the main reason ive been missing was because I actually started developing a game myself. And lemme tell ya, it sucked ASS. The game is called CURSE OF THE MIRROR, it's a 2D...
"ALPHADREAM IS DEAD SO NO MORE MARIO AND LUIGI GAMES (insert nerd emoji here cus i cant find it on gbatemp)" WE ARE SO FEASTINGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAA (yes im like 5 days late but I DONT CARE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
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I was just going to write a 20000000000 word essay about how nintendo is stupid and dumb and probably delayed. But nah, i'm just gonna pass on this one. I'm tired of screaming to a multi-billion dollar company for not only taking down a switch emulator, but also taking down the emulator that...
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someone is having a stroke in the recent posts they're speaking enchantment table for all we know edit: yep they're spamming random japanese bs now, cool
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SCREW THE SWITCH 2 PRO DELUXE LITE U THIS IS THE REAL DEAL AFJDFJIDFIDJFI yes you can emulate ttyd on dolphin BUT IDC THIS LOOKS LITERALLY GORGEOUS I WANT THIS. (now to find 65€ for this shit :D)
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It's great until it isn't. So, I got a nintendo switch WITH mario odyssey in that one "choose one" bundle with the red joycons, for like 340€. (I say "choose one" but it was a variant of that bundle which had ONLY mario odyssey and not mk8dx or nsmbu. I would've picked mario odyssey anyway but...
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(but yeah mario wonder GOTY no matter what)
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...this both a statement and an order. I want klonoa 3 right now aaaaaaaaa namco what are you doing please.
That will NEVER happen again, i will gurantee you that.
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THIS GAME HAS BOTH AMUSEMENT PARK AND SLIDER LEVELS 10/10 GAME HOLY SHIT
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Can't even express my hatred for stripped screws. The world we live in... (OK, YES I KNOW I UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT I WROTE WAS NOT HELPFUL FOR THAT SPECIFIC ISSUE AND I AM DEEPLY SORRY FOR THAT, ALSO, THIS LITTLE BLOG ENTRY TIDBIT IS JUST A JOKE, JUST FOR KICKS, PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME...
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this ending will delete your ability to sleep, just saying otherwise excellent game