A HER-sona date itinerary.



BASICS


Full name
: Please have a real name or a really cool name. I met a girl who legitimately had the name Xocial.

Pronunciation: Her name was pronounced zo-shul, but I'm okay with whatever the phonetics would be of yours.

Nickname: Please, if your street name isn't super-tough, don't try. I would like to have a term of endearment and totally open to whatever makes us laugh.

Gender: 100% birth female.

Species: Human.

Age: 18-9999999999999999999999999999999999 because you've reincarnated a lot. Must currently be over 18, regardless of rebirth.

Birthday: No Virgos. You will not vibe well with me. Oil and fire in a paper house with gunpowder floors.

Sexuality: Yes.

Nationality: Mainly Earth, but open to Uranus.

Religion: Can you define your religion? Are you able to demonstrate your devotion?

City, village, or town of birth: N/A

Currently lives: Won't date a ghost; you must be corporeal.

Languages spoken: Love.

Native language: Sweet love.

Relationship Status: Single, no kids, never married (in this current life.)

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

Height: Won't matter--you could be tall and end up in a wheelchair. You can be short and get bone-lengthening surgeries.

Weight: Doesn't matter--thyroids can cause weight gains and so can medications as a side-effect. You could also get pregnant and keep the weight.

Figure/build: Doesn't matter; who you are matters.

Hair color: Doesn't matter. You will eventually have gray hair and might suffer from female-pattern baldness.

Hairstyle: I like the minimal effort-style.

Facial Hairstyle: I will wax/nair your facial hair. Lady peach fuzz can be attractive.

Eye color: Doesn't matter--still love you when you get cataracts.

Skin/fur/etc color: I could try to love you if you're a she-wolf, but please don't eat my face.

Tattoos: I'm okay with none or heavily.

Piercings: Same as above.

Scars/distinguishing marks: Same as above

Preferred style of clothing: Same as above.

Frequently worn jewelery/accessories: Same as above.

HEALTH

Smoker: Doesn't bother me.

Drinker: Same as above.

Recreational Drug User: Which: Same as above.

Addictions: Same as above.

Allergies: Same as above.

Any physical ailments/illnesses/disabilities: Totally willing to get to know you for you.

Any medication regularly taken: Same as above

PERSONALITY

Personality: Hopefully you're honest and open-minded.

Likes: Video games and trying new things, including peanut butter & pickle sandwiches.

Dislikes: Being hurt emotionally or physically. I'm gentle as a breeze; calming as the dawn.

Fears/phobias: Being a lone. I'm there for you.

Favorite color: Must know the difference between shades and hues. Extra points if you know which hue doesn't exist.

Hobbies: Gaming, loving, and learning. Open to others.

Taste in music: Doesn't truly matter. Do you think people in 1980 would know about music trends in 2000? Have the ability to step out of what you usually like and try new things.

SKILLS

Talents/skills: It's okay if you didn't find your niche in this life yet.

Ability to drive a car/operate any other vehicles
: Doesn't matter if you can play video games. Especially when you look at the situation differently.

EATING HABITS

Omnivore/Carnivore/Herbivore: Omnivore hopefully, but okay with whichever choice you make.

Favorite food: Pizza. Must enjoy pizza or things like pizza.

Favorite drink: Must drink a gallon of water a week. More is okay, less is not.

Disliked food: Open to changing your mind.

Disliked drink: Would love to know.

REALISTIC DREAM, HOPE, OR ASPIRATION

Do you need a reason?


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Have to thank @'Crystal the Glaceon for starting this wildfire and @'RevPokemon for tweaking her thread so I could make minor adjustments.
 

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