Except I don't want 3D. I hate it. I've never been a fan of it. Never will.
I didn't ask for Motion Sensors, hell, I never played motion controlled games on my iPod Touch when I had it because of the lack of a decent control. So what if you didn't ask for Motion Sensors. The 3DS isn't just for you. You haven't used a 3DS, yet. Don't compare the 3DS's motion control to the iPod Touch's.
3 cameras? So what, it's not like people use the cameras on the DSi's now. They're piss poor quality cameras. The quality of the camera doesn't matter. On a screen that small, the pictures look fine.
Microphone, again, not very many games utilize it. I don't want to be screaming into my mic to get a game to work. Have you used the mic on the DS? It works fine. You don't have to scream into the damn mic. Having the mic also allows for backwards compatibility.
2 screens, I was happy with one. Now you're just trolling.
Touch Screen, yeah because I really prefer that over the amazing and always superior D-Pad. Trolling.
Wireless, Nintendo's online service is broken anyways. Nintendo hasn't revealed any details regarding the online system on the 3DS. Wait and see.
Near Wii Power: Or not. If anything, it's barely reach N64 graphic capability. The DS is capable of N64 graphics. Surely, the 3DS can do better than that.