If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and tastes like a duck?
Also "because 2ds xl". Were you not around for the three pillars thing Nintendo did at the start of the DS? It is possible to maintain parallel lines, and also smoke all the crack and then do marketplace analysis which leads to the 2ds xl... though maybe 3d screens are hard to find, not to mention no cunt actually likes the 3d, it was a somewhat inspired way to sell a 3ds revision now they can't get screens any more.
Or are we going to have to do the "gaming device" thing again?