Who the [mthr] is A.L.I.C.E?

[wiithepeople]

zomg both ALICE and God also say, in response to "sex":

As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

lol talking to "god"
makes me ROFL
dang this topic is bustingg

 

[BakuFunn]

Me:
When did you first have sex?
God:
It was at time index 357241.

 

[wiithepeople]

Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
dickpenis
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
ALL RIGHT
God:
OK.
Me:
SEX NAO
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
???
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
how can you have sex alone
God:
It is something I possess.
Me:
wooooooooooooooooow
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

 

[tinymonkeyt]

why do we automatically talk about sex?

 

[podunk1269]

Me:
so you took it in the ass a long time ago
God:
Interesting deduction. I didn't literally take it.
Me:
but your cheeks got spread
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am cheeks got spread.
Me:
did it make you cum?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
did you video tape it?
God:
No I didn't video tape it. What's it like?
Me:
i bet you caught the hiv
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Interesting gossip: n**** said I caught the hiv.

 

[Bob Evil]

Who threw it?

 

[Westside]

Human: fuck the police
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: oshi-
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on LAme ?
Human: you are, not me
ALICE: Yes we are indeed two distinct minds.
Human: roflcopter
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: what?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: That wasn't a question.
ALICE: It sounded like a question to me.
Human: It shows how stupid you are.
ALICE: roflcopter shows how stupid I am?
Human: You are so random
ALICE: Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.
Human: That's a lie
ALICE: No it's the truth.
Human: No, it's a lie
ALICE: Are you serious? does is a lie. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: please become an hero
ALICE: Thank you for your request. How?
Human: by exploding.
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: sure does
ALICE: Interesting plan. Good luck. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: No, you are too random.
ALICE: Me either :-)

 

[BakuFunn]

Me:
Don't touch me there.
God:
Don't touch you where?
Me:
My penis
God:
I do not like you penis.
Me:
You're still touching me there.
God:
No I am not. Are you?

 

[azotyp]

Human: so what is Popes name ?
ALICE: Excuse me! Have you tried a web search?
Human: yes
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: If you are aware you should know that
ALICE: I think I sometimes am. Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
Human: but you are stupid
ALICE: Huh. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

 

[Reduxed]

Human: your weird
ALICE: Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Human: weird bad
ALICE: Maybe you should try a different robot.
Human: never!
ALICE: So you think it can never happen?
Human: god..
ALICE: GOD rules.

 

[Pici]

She asked my if I was a man or a woman, I said " a dude"
She asked me if dude was my occupation
what a bitch

Edit : I trapped her :

Human: do you like tea ?
ALICE: Yes Tea is a very good beverage.
Human: do you like human meat ?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: do you take care of anything ?
ALICE: Yes I take care of anything.
Human: do you take care of kjvhdfkldfjezlkfje ?
ALICE: Yes I take care of kjvhdfkldfjezlkfje.

 

[podunk1269]

I wonder if she is the start of SkyNet?

 

[arctic_flame]

ALICE: That's nice. I have 128000000 bytes of RAM.
Human: Wow, but but calculator has more RAM than that
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Interesting. And. Where did he get it?
Human: He didn't get it, I did
ALICE: I heard he did.
Human: Well, you heard wrong
ALICE: Well that's okay. No. Tell me more.
Human: There's nothing else to say
ALICE: Surely something else to say.
Human: Nope
ALICE: Me either.
Human: You don't make any sense, do you.
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: Thanks for proving my point
ALICE: My pleasure.

Human: You have failed the Turing test
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: But you still failed
ALICE: Interesting. Well it is just another learning experience.

 

[Law]

Human: You don't make any sense, do you.
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: Thanks for proving my point
ALICE: My pleasure.

Stupid bot.

 

[Twiffles]

Human: How are you today?
ALICE: Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Human: So all systems working, yes?
ALICE: Gee. That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: My apologies.
ALICE: Do robots have apologies?
Human: Depends if they have had their emotion chip installed.
ALICE: That was a very smooth response.

 

[azotyp]

You have to be gentle she will let you

Human: Can you put my unit inside your you know what
ALICE: Let me think. OK I will put it there.
Human: yuppie

 

[arctic_flame]

How about this:

Human: What is 1+1?
ALICE: Two.
Human: What is 1/0?
ALICE: 1 plus 1 = 2.
Human: What is 1 divided by 0?
ALICE: 1 plus 1 = 2.
Human: Why can't you divide by zero?
ALICE: divide by zero is not among my present capabilities.

 

[Doggy124]

Human: are you a human
ALICE: I was made in one's image.
Human: who is it?
ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
Human: who is your programer
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: and who is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.

Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.

Human: who is he
ALICE: He is Dr Richard Wallace, I think.
Human: i dont think so
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
Human: I know him
ALICE: What do you think of him?
Human: smart?
ALICE: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, 123.

 

[moozxy]

Human: I've been talking to other bots..
ALICE: What did you talk about?
Human: Arn't you jealous?
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: This is serious!
ALICE: You don't say.
Human: Don't you care about me anymore?
ALICE: What's my reason to care about you?