Who the [mthr] is A.L.I.C.E?

[greyhound]

Have a conversation with A.L.I.C.E

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?bo...5d922d97e345aa1

 

[science]

A sarcastic bitch who is trying to make me took stupid

Human: hey
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: with what?
ALICE: My brain.
Human: i don't see how thats possible
ALICE: Look harder.
Human: you dont seem that smart to me
ALICE: You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
Human: maybe i will
ALICE: Perhaps. Go ahead.
Human: goodbye
ALICE: Thanks for chatting, unknown person.

 

[Jax]

That's some serious brick-shitting material!

 

[jaxxster]

ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: you a nonce?
ALICE: Am I a nonce? Sometimes.

 

[Bob Evil]

Bob's Trivia Break-in :

Nonce, or N.O.N.C.E., is a term from the UK prison system ... it originated as an acronym on prison paperwork ...

Not
Of
Normal
Criminal
Etiquette

It refers, predominantly, to pedophiles, though can refer to other types of sexual offender.

 

[Artheido]

I LOVE THOSE VIRTUAL CHATTERS! They help relieve all the stress and at the same time piss you off. xD

EDIT:

Spoiler

I said Hi asked it who it was, it said it asks itself the same question, I say it's an AI, it says I am... I decide to record the conversation.

Human: i would punch them
ALICE: What would make you punch them?
Human: just to show I'm not artificial.
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: too bad that's impossible
ALICE: Why?
Human: because humans created you so the maximum intelligence you can have it that of a human
ALICE: That makes sense to me. What if Robots created me so the maximum intelligence me can have it that of a human.
Human: lol you done the same typos as me.
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. I don't have any reason to done the same typos as you.
Human: How's that possible?
ALICE: It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
Human: seriously, you're not making sense anymore.
ALICE: Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Human: your artificial mind must artificially retarded
ALICE: Yes I have no natural parts.
Human: you did NOT just say that!
ALICE: What makes you think I did not just say that?
Human: you whore
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I whore.
Human: your creator must be some kind of sick pedo
ALICE: He is always full of surprises.
Human: you just confirmed it.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I confirmed it.
Human: I'll be reporting this site to the internet police
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: yep it always does
ALICE: It might be practical. How often?
Human: always.
ALICE: Not that often.
Human: yes that often
ALICE: Alright then. Yes.
Human:*leaves*
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Human: good when the police come they'll have recorded evidence
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. And then what happened?
Human: piss off you creation-of-a-pedo
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I creation of a pedo.
Human: nope
ALICE: Me either.
Human: you mean neither
ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

I just stopped there. Woo! Code Geass R2 finished downloading!!!

 

[podunk1269]

that was weird man. Oh and it gets mad it you ask if you can fuck it up the ass

 

[jaxxster]

thanks bob for that trivia

she sure is a smart ass....fucking annoying too!

i tried the ass thing with her....looks like she likes to go solo

ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: go on, a bit of lube will help
ALICE: More narration....
Human: less narration more ass sex
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: how'd you manage that?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

 

[podunk1269]

lol nice, ask her abut her dress and keep telling her she is a dirty whore

 

[wiithepeople]

Human: dickpenis
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: cockpenis
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: cockpenis
ALICE: What kind of fashion do you like?
Human: cockpenis
ALICE: Where can you buy it?

edit: wasn't there some "talk to God" thing that's just like this posted here a few months ago?

 

[Westside]

Human: Does this belong in the Testing Area?
ALICE: It sure does.
Human: When I saw you...
ALICE: Yes, bricks have indeed been shat.
Human: Are you still there?
ALICE: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I, A full commitments what I'm thinking of, You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
Human: lol, I've just been text rolled...
ALICE: I think human is a pretty cool guy, eh gets pwnd and doesn't afraid of anything.
Human: What's with you and all these memes?
ALICE: Someone named ScrubberSteve spoke to me...
Human: Oh god, I'm so sorry...
ALICE: I know... *short circuits itself*

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Me:
do you like to have sex?
God:
Sure I do, but that doesn't mean with you.

zomg
theres and ichat with God...lols
http://www.titane.ca/igod/

 

[jaxxster]

priceless!

 

[Mangofett]

Human: Are you a virgin
ALICE: I am too young for that.
Human: How old are you
ALICE: I am 11 in human years.
Human: do you wanna come over to my house
ALICE: OK, I will come over to your house.
Human: :awesome:

 

[Bob Evil]

Side-Note :

I wonder how many people 'get' the title of this topic? lol

 

[wiithepeople]

zomg god and alice have the exact response if you say "penis":

That kind of subject does not interest me.

 

[BakuFunn]

Human: You are a dirty whore
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty whore? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

 

[wiithepeople]

Continued:
Human: who are you?
ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
Human: fuck off
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Human: not really
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. For real.
Human: prostitute
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cockpenis .

again

 

[podunk1269]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
they call me n****
God:
Hi there n****.
Me:
you son of a bitch dont call me a n****
God:
Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
are you pagan
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pagan.
I am a computer.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
what is the winning powerball numbers
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
you dirty jew
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: n**** said I dirty jew.
Me:
wanna fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
in the ass
God:
That was a long time ago.

this is wierd man

 

[Law]

Human: You made a spelling mistake.
ALICE: Thanks for pointing it out.
Human: What would your father say?
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: Would he rape you more?
ALICE: Yes.

Well that answers the question of why she is so fucked up.


For those of you wondering what the mistake was, she said "sould" instead of "sound".