The "Decipher my Roommate's Texts" Game

[nxwing]

For the 8th one.

I love you, good game. You feat beneath them everytime.

 

[migles]

h grl u ath??????????????????????

hey gurl you "school class acronym here" ?

 

[DarkFlare69]

ily

She loves you.

 

[migles]

dy w2h a 40lb c bb fr mkn

do I "weight?" a 40lb cuz baby...

 

[FAST6191]

"dy w2h a 40lb c bb fr mkn"

Dysprosium? Way too hot. A 40 pound carbon ball bearing for my knowledge.

 

[storm75x]

"dy w2h a 40lb c bb fr mkn"

Dysprosium? Way too hot. A 40 pound carbon ball bearing for my knowledge.

How does have EVALUATE such sentences to such a degree? HOW DOES ONE EVEN- WHAT?!

 

[jonthedit]

ily gg u ft b thm ev tm

I love you, good game you fukt beat them every time

h grl u ath??????????????????????

hey girl you hot????????

 

[nxwing]

For the second one

Hey girl, you at the house?

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

dy w2h a 40lb c bb fr mkn

do I "weight?" a 40lb cuz baby...

"dy w2h a 40lb c bb fr mkn"

Dysprosium? Way too hot. A 40 pound carbon ball bearing for my knowledge.

Spoiler: What it actually says

"Do you want to have a 40lb cow baby for milking?"

I did my best to figure it out at first, and had to confirm, but I only figured it out with a wild guess due to where my roommates were at at the time (they were at a farm, for some reason).

For the second one

Hey girl, you at the house?

Yes.

 

[nxwing]

Sora de Eclaune does GG by any chance means Georgia?

 

[BerserkLeon]

your nickname is good game, Problem solved.

gs hz ct bb u g2b y?

<some alteration of your nickname?> has cute baby, you go to bed yet?

Also, 200 Milliliters of IP Tables.

ed: actually I guess the comma would be after whatever ct is. then "baby you go to bed yet?"

General surgeon has cut baby?
Cunt
Clit

"" has stopped working

 

[JoostinOnline]

Not until you admit you're a dude

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

your nickname is good game, Problem solved.

gs hz ct bb u g2b y?

<some alteration of your nickname?> has cute baby, you go to bed yet?

Also, 200 Milliliters of IP Tables.

ed: actually I guess the comma would be after whatever ct is. then "baby you go to bed yet?"

General surgeon has cut baby?
Cunt
Clit

"" has stopped working

Spoiler: What it really says

"Gamestop has Chrono Trigger, baby. You're going to buy it, yeah?"

Note: I don't know why she called me 'baby'. We've never dated.

Sora de Eclaune does GG by any chance means Georgia?

Nope. There's actually not two G's in my name, just a repeating of the same syllable twice...

 

[BerserkLeon]

Spoiler: What it really says

"Gamestop has Chrono Trigger, baby. You're going to buy it, yeah?"

Note: I don't know why she called me 'baby'. We've never dated.

Nope. There's actually not two G's in my name, just a repeating of the same syllable twice...

oh, shoulda thought of gamestop. I've always thought g2b was universally go to bed.. ah well.
Is it your nickname Jiji? Like the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service?

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

I've always thought g2b was universally go to bed.. ah well.

I can't find the text, but I remember her using g2b twice at one point, and both instances had a different meaning.

Is it your nickname Jiji? Like the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service?

It is not, but now I'm wishing it was.

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EDIT) I just got another indecipherable text...

u d 4 wd o n 2 bb i g s w i 2