I've taken it upon myself to troll a random Ebay scalper. Not only did he take away the joy that the amiibo would have brought to someone, but he had the balls to try and sell the empty box. Below is our conversation. After the first reply, I promptly reported him to Ebay
Haven't heard from him since.
(Is it weird that trolling gives me a hard on?)
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 15:53:21 PDT
Dear danimel1,
What is wrong with you?
From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 16:34:06 PDT
Dear drakorex,
Go fuck your mother
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:03:25 PDT
Dear danimel1,
You truly are a despicable person. Not only do you take the opportunity away from decent people to purchase this item from retail stores, but you take away children's happiness for your own gain. I can only hope that your fate is long and excruciating, you miserable, wretched excuse for a human being.
From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:15:10 PDT
Dear drakorex,
Didn't i tell you to go fuck your mother. Fuck your mother in the ass you bitch! Why the fuck are you messaging me. GO FUCK YOUR STINKY MOTHERS PUSSY!!!!
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:28:38 PDT
Dear danimel1,
You're only digging your own grave. You need to take down your empty boxes and stop ruining people's happiness. Nobody wants to buy the empty box of the Amiibo you so selfishly took away from them. You need some serious help, pal. The fact that you can't tell what you're doing is wrong only proves your ignorance.
From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:30:01 PDT
Dear drakorex,
GO FUCK YOUR STANK MOTHER!
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:33:46 PDT
Dear danimel1,
You really should learn some respect and reevaluate your life decisions. I pity you. It's a shame people like you exist in this world. The world would be a much better place if your ilk was extinguished from it.
From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:34:48 PDT
Dear drakorex,
After you fuck your whore of a mother, you can go fuck your father up the ass as well.
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:38:46 PDT
Dear danimel1,
Are those the only words in your vocabulary? You must lead a miserable and pathetic existence. I hope the sound of crying children haunts your nightmares.
To: danimel1
Subject: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 15:53:21 PDT
Dear danimel1,
What is wrong with you?
From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 16:34:06 PDT
Dear drakorex,
Go fuck your mother
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:03:25 PDT
Dear danimel1,
You truly are a despicable person. Not only do you take the opportunity away from decent people to purchase this item from retail stores, but you take away children's happiness for your own gain. I can only hope that your fate is long and excruciating, you miserable, wretched excuse for a human being.
From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:15:10 PDT
Dear drakorex,
Didn't i tell you to go fuck your mother. Fuck your mother in the ass you bitch! Why the fuck are you messaging me. GO FUCK YOUR STINKY MOTHERS PUSSY!!!!
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:28:38 PDT
Dear danimel1,
You're only digging your own grave. You need to take down your empty boxes and stop ruining people's happiness. Nobody wants to buy the empty box of the Amiibo you so selfishly took away from them. You need some serious help, pal. The fact that you can't tell what you're doing is wrong only proves your ignorance.
From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:30:01 PDT
Dear drakorex,
GO FUCK YOUR STANK MOTHER!
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:33:46 PDT
Dear danimel1,
You really should learn some respect and reevaluate your life decisions. I pity you. It's a shame people like you exist in this world. The world would be a much better place if your ilk was extinguished from it.
From: danimel1
To: drakorex
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:34:48 PDT
Dear drakorex,
After you fuck your whore of a mother, you can go fuck your father up the ass as well.
From: drakorex
To: danimel1
Subject: Re: Other: drakorex sent a message about Splatoon Inkling Girl And Boy Amiibo Empty Open Boxes Nintendo Wii U #281706462648
Sent Date: Jun-12-15 20:38:46 PDT
Dear danimel1,
Are those the only words in your vocabulary? You must lead a miserable and pathetic existence. I hope the sound of crying children haunts your nightmares.
Haven't heard from him since.
(Is it weird that trolling gives me a hard on?)