NeSchn

[TrolleyDave]

No not those type of birds, these type of birds...

 

[NeSchn]

I like birds.

Then THAT should go in your sig ASAP. MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

Just realized more than half of the page is full of people with bird signatures.
TROLLEY PUT BIRDS.

YES, PUT BIRDS NOW!!!

QUOTE(TrolleyDave @ Aug 3 2009, 11:15 PM)

No not those type of birds, these type of birds...

Those are not birds, those are pecks. Pecks are different than birds, Pecks allow the birds to eat.

ADD THE BIRDS!

 

[Brian117]

Trolley still no has birds...

I say we hang that basterd.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Looking for trouble are ya, well let's have it then mate! I gotta warn you though, I've got a black belt in paper folding.

 

[NeSchn]

Looking for trouble are ya, well let's have it then mate! I gotta warn you though, I've got a black belt in paper folding.

*grabs out lighter and pitchfork*

 

[TrolleyDave]

* takes out willy, then remembers to offer around magnifying glasses so people can actually see he's waving his todger at them.

 

[Brian117]

Looking for trouble are ya, well let's have it then mate! I gotta warn you though, I've got a black belt in paper folding.

Keep theatning me like that, and see who burns down your oragami collection in your basement.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Looking for trouble are ya, well let's have it then mate! I gotta warn you though, I've got a black belt in paper folding.

Keep theatning me like that, and see who burns down your oragami collection in your basement.

I live in Britain, we don't have basements!

And just for that I'm going to poop on your doorstep, again...

 

[Brian117]

Looking for trouble are ya, well let's have it then mate! I gotta warn you though, I've got a black belt in paper folding.

Keep theatning me like that, and see who burns down your oragami collection in your basement.

I live in Britain, we don't have basements!

And just for that I'm going to poop on your doorstep, again...

They don't teach you that in school.

 

[TrolleyDave]

The only things I learnt in school were the phrases

"You are suspended for 2 weeks/1 month"

and

"You are hereby officially excluded from all educational institutions in your local area"

Not that I was a bad kid or nothing.

 

[p1ngpong]

Ban the American member NeSchn please moderators.

 

[Brian117]

So they really taught you that British houses don't have basements?

Will you be my teacher? Sex ed perferallably.

 

[TrolleyDave]

So they really taught you that British houses don't have basements?

Will you be my teacher? Sex ed perferallably.

I know British houses don't have basements, or at least none of one's I've ever lived in. I'd be your sex ed teacher but then Hadrian would beat me up.

 

[emupaul]

....just needed to rub another eof post off here...gotta make this thread sticky somehow eh? ....well maybe not.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Ban the American member NeSchn please moderators.

+1, Neschn sold my soul to Santa.

 

[Brian117]

So they really taught you that British houses don't have basements?

Will you be my teacher? Sex ed perferallably.

I know British houses don't have basements, or at least none of one's I've ever lived in. I'd be your sex ed teacher but then Hadrian would beat me up.

Well you can be my substitute then if Hadrian doesn't show up.

Hes more than likely to miss a couple of days a week because he showed me an example on how to rape a manikin, and it did NOT turn out so well.

That's why Hadrian is all pissy lately. He hasn't been getting any if you know what I mean. =/

 

[TrolleyDave]

How much is the pay? I don't come cheap. *badump-tish*

 

[Brian117]

How much is the pay? I don't come cheap. *badump-tish*

The pay is actually intercourse. That is another reason Hadrian is pissed. He hasn't had pay day in a while.

 

[TrolleyDave]

How much is the pay? I don't come cheap. *badump-tish*

The pay is actually intercourse. That is another reason Hadrian is pissed. He hasn't had pay day in a while.

Well Hadrian does like his money (shots) so I can see why he'd be a little pissy. Well if the pays intercourse then I'm assuming you've got a massive todger, one that crosses seas in fact so really the best thing I can teach you is to get into porn. You'd be a megastar!

 

[Brian117]

How much is the pay? I don't come cheap. *badump-tish*

The pay is actually intercourse. That is another reason Hadrian is pissed. He hasn't had pay day in a while.

Well Hadrian does like his money (shots) so I can see why he'd be a little pissy. Well if the pays intercourse then I'm assuming you've got a massive todger, one that crosses seas in fact so really the best thing I can teach you is to get into porn. You'd be a megastar!

Well do you remember when you offered me a chance to be the camera man in your pr0n film studio? I'm still up for that offer pl0x. My todger has since then grown.

And by the way, it crosses the Great Lakes, AND the seven seas!