My Bungalow Speaker Corner

[Domination]

MWAHAHAHAHA I found the deed to the bungalow! You can say bye bye to it now.

 

[raulpica]

Hey Hadrian? I'm still under your bed, and after some moments of hesitation, looking at me from a distance, the dust started attacking me.

I felled off some using a dildo I've found down here, but they just keep coming. What should I do?

 

[Hadrian]

Threaten it with a life of chastity.

 

[alidsl]

Ok this is enough

stop putting smelly t-shirts with picture of condom wearing rabbits

It's really scary

 

[Hadrian]

DINNER TIME!

 

[Domination]

Cool. Whats on the cats' menu? I'll have that instead.

 

[Hadrian]

Cool. Whats on the cats' menu? I'll have that instead.

Larks vomit.

 

[Domination]

I changed my mind can I have whatever you guys are eating too pl0x? I'll return your deed to you.

 

[alidsl]

Oooh yay

*looks closer at pack*

Oooh nay

 

[Hadrian]

Anyone want any special sauce with this pasta?

 

[Brian117]

If the "special" sauce is cream of vaginal cream, then yes pl0x.

 

[Hadrian]

This sauce is man man.

 

[Brian117]

Mmmm...I do love me some man sauce...I get it all over my face sometimes when I get sloppy. I like to lick it off and swallow.

*takes seat at kitchen table with fork and knife in each hand*

 

[raulpica]

Okay, I've threatened the dust with chastity, but they got another dildo and charged on me, instead.

I successfully ran into the clothes chute, but it's really smelly here. And dark. I can't see anything except my lit screen.
Just by the touch, I found that there are a lot of elongated cylindrical things here. With strange spheres attached to them. Hmmm.

 

[Hadrian]

That isn't a clothes chute...we dont have one. Does it by any chance smell like "ass" in there?

 

[Brian117]

You always avoid my posts Hadrian. Should I just make the pasta myself then? Because I will.

 

[alidsl]

this is my dinner

 

[Hadrian]

You always avoid my posts Hadrian. Should I just make the pasta myself then? Because I will.

 

[raulpica]

Oshit, actually it smells like ass. WHERE THE F**K I AM

 

[Hadrian]

Oshit, actually it smells like ass. WHERE THE F**K I AM

Bobby Koticks mouth.